CBS/Paramount sues to stop Axanar

Put that IP back where it came from or so help me! So help me! So help me! And cut!

 

Yeah, sort of a cross between Springtime for Garth and A Fish Named Wanda.

 

Damn, now I can't get the line...

"Springtime, for Kelvar, and Axanar!"

...out of my head. Thanks a bunch!

 

The unlocked script.
[to Garth] I knew you'd come along and frack it up! I was dealing with something delicate. I'm setting up a guy who's important to us, who'll tell me where the loot is and if you'll be arrested, and you come loping in like Rambo without a jock strap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window! Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?

 

I have an idea for a new script that can be done for low budget. Just have Garth recounting the battle of Axanar to his psychiatrist before he is interned at the Elba II Asylum. Two actors in a padded room are all that is needed. Alec Peters does not even need a script. He can spew out a stream of consciousness prose (twice for 15 minutes each) describing the battle.

Game over, and then we can all move on with our lives.

 

I'm not a parent, but if I had a teenage daughter, I wouldn't let that man anywhere near her.

 

Is @JD referring to something I don't know about?

 

Get with it son. The Daddy thing is awesome

 

My trek finger is broken, Window/warpcore, guy/Orion, Loot/ gold pressed latinum, Rambo/ Martok. arrested/ taken into custody Smart/logical and it goes from Wanda to Trek

 

"Kelvar"... I really hate that name. Sounds so...jarring. And too much like "Kevlar". Was that his nibs' idea for a name or did it show up in a "soft canon" novel or comic book somewhere?

 

It's from FASA. Probably from the "Four Years War" supplement, I don't have my FASA books to hand.

 

Ah... That makes sense.

 

I too had some difficulties with FASA. What did giant robot tanks and katana-wielding elves with cybernetic implants have to do with Star Trek anyway?

 

Some of the many kewl opponents created by the Shore Leave planet for the crew's pleasure!

 

Alec will sue for copyright infringement

 

How did this guy get away with this? Is it because he's an Izarian? Crazy, just crazy.

 

For G-d's sake don't give him any ideas....

 

A bet between Q and Trelane.

That's just logic.

 

Nothing specific, he just creeps me out.