Just for fun, I filed this a few minutes ago. Let's see what happens next.
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Freedom of Information Act Request
Office of General Counsel
Federal Trade Commission
600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20580
Dear Sir/Madam:
This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act. I request that a copy of the following documents be provided to me: all investigative records, including any consumer complaints, concerning Axanar Productions, Inc., 28757 Industry Drive, Valencia, California 91355, or its principal owner, Alec Peters, Jr., who does business at that same address, in the years 2012-2016. This company raised funds from consumers through a series of crowdfunding campaigns to finance the production of an unlicensed motion picture based on the "Star Trek" intellectual property owned by CBS Studios, Inc., and Paramount Pictures Corporation, together with related merchandise, including but not limited to coffee.
I request a waiver of all fees for this request. Disclosure of the requested information to me is in the public interest because it is likely to contribute significantly to public understanding of the operations or activities of the government and is not primarily in my commercial interest. I am an individual who has written about the Axanar story in the past and I plan to disseminate any response to this request so that all members of the public may view it free of charge. Any information provided by the FTC will only be used for the noncommercial purpose of informing the public, including donors to the Axanar crowdfunding campaigns, about any investigative records related to Axanar Productions, Inc., and Mr. Peters.
In the event you deny my request for a fee waiver, I am willing to pay fees up to $10. If you expect fees will exceed this, please contact me before proceeding. [NOTE: IF THERE ARE FEES, I AM SO HOLDING A CROWDFUNDING CAMPAIGN.]
If you need to discuss this request, I can be reached at [CLASSIFIED SUBSPACE CHANNEL]. Thank you for your consideration of my request.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MEET ROBERT MEYER BURNETT IN A LAS VEGAS ALLEY SOMEDAY]