CAPTION THIZZzzz!

[Mistral]

Once the men realized the crab was only six inches tall the battle resolved itself a lot quicker.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Father Ted: "Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These are very small; those are far away... Oh Feck!"

 

[Chocolate Log]

Guy 1 : Im not sure about this plan, you sure it will work?
Guy 2: Yeah keep moving sideways we'll convince it we're a crab aswell!

 

[Rat Boy]

Let claw'pagh begin!

 

[Gertch]

The castaways finally found a way to get rid of Gilligan.

Professor (whispering): "Keep poking him everyone. It really hates that."
Skipper: "Keep him busy up there little buddy!"

 

[Aragorn]

"Guys, there's nothing to worry about! We're on a rear projection screen! It's not!"

 

[Velocity]

Gulliver's favorite entertainment was forcing the Liliputians to fight shellfish with Q-tips.

 

[Gertch]

The first SuperSuds Crab Wash was off to a dubious start.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sailor #1: "Gee, he looks crabby."

Sailor #2: "Don't make me shove you in front of that thing."

 

[William Leisner]

"I won the wrestling match! Hooray for Zoidberg! And look: the crowd is coming to congratulate me with their congratulation sticks..."

 

[Gertch]

Guy being tossed: "I think I preferred the Easter Bunny!"

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

Man 1: Giant enemy crab!
Man 2: Attack its weak point for massive damage!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sailor: "So I'm guessing he really was screaming in pain when we tried to boil him."

 

[RJDiogenes]

At first, everybody laughed when Spiff shouted, "Size of a lobster!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Bee: "You see all this wax here? See all it?! That's MY bee's wax; it's none of your bee's wax!!!"

"Honey, when you said you wanted crab legs for dinner, I was thinking something more along the lines of the fish bowl variety. Okay men, music sooths the savage beast, so sing along: Under the sea. Under the sea. Everything is better, down where it's -- AGH! Oh sweet jesus -- my pancreas!"

 

[Locutus of Bored]

On this edition of VH1's 'Behind the Music,' things turn ugly for The Beach Boys when former conch shell player Arthur Roepod finds out that the band plans to re-release his song 'Good Crustaceans' with new lyrics.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sailor: "Meh, still not as weird as a smoke monster."

 

[Skywalker]

"It could be worse. At least it's not a giant ape."

 

[K-Star]

Man 1: Giant enemy crab!
Man 2: Attack its weak point for massive damage!

EPIC WIN!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hello, Mr. Lommmmmm? Mezzzage for you."
"No, he's not here... "
"Oh, I'mmmm zzzorry! Wher- "
"His trailer's across the way. You can't miss it."
"Thankzzzz!"

Harding: Okay, who brought the cocktail sauce?
Spillett: I'm pretty sure Neb had it last.
Harding: Well, that's just great! We'll have to use lemon instead.