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[Misfit Toy]

Frankly, nothing can beat this:

"Hello, friends. Tell me, have you heard the Good Word of Bzzz-bzz-quarter-turn-shake-bzzz-half-turn-bzzz-bzzz-shake-bzzz-full-counterclockwise-turn-bzzzz?"

...but I'll have fun trying.

Well frankly, you two, it is my beeswax!

I like both, but yours sounds like a Far Side cartoon - and that's a GOOD thing.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I could see that. These are the two to beat, so far.

 

[William Leisner]

Actually, I rather liked this one:

Woman: Wasp!!

Bug: W.A.S.P.!!

 

[Velocity]

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Well, crap! I'm gone for 10 minutes and squatters move in!

 

[Aragorn]

GIANT BEE: "Please, don't stop on my account. I just wanted to watch."

 

[Rat Boy]

Bee: "If you're going to invade my hive and make s'mores, the least you can do is offer the rest of us some."

 

[William Leisner]

Bee: What are you two doing in there?
Man: Nuttin' honey.

 

[Mistral]

Man: "Honey, have you noticed anything unusual about the dog?"

Honey: "That's not the dog!"

Man: "I mean, does he seem a little out-of-sorts to you?"

Honey: "That's not the dog!!"

Man: "Maybe we should think about changing up his diet..."

Honey: "That's not the dog!!!"

Man: "It's not the..."(pause) "Honey, have you noticed anything unusual about the cat lately?"

 

[Gertch]

He came home from the Furry-Con early only to be stung by her betrayal.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bee: "Hey, what are you doing with my wife?"

 

[Misfit Toy]

Bee: "If you think THAT'S something - wait 'til you hear how the BIRDS do it..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Ach, not again. Stupid wee people trapped in the engines. I'll hold 'em still while ye put 'em down."

 

[RJDiogenes]

At first, Gary Conway and Deanna Lund had thought that starring in an Irwin Allen show would be an easy paycheck.

 

[galleywest]

Woman: This is entrapment!

Bee: No, this is a sting, honey.

 

[Gertch]

Woman: "Oh no, sorry Jermaine! We're in the Jackson Hive"

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I resisted adding this to avoid the obvious and lame "We've got crabs!" jokes, but let's see if anyone can do better than that.

 

[Skywalker]

In Soviet Russia, crabs get YOU!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Frontline realizes that the Misc Posters weren't exaggerating about Maine lobsters.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Guy with stick: "Why's it attacking us?"
Other guy with stick: "She's just crabby that she came all the way up the beach and David Hasslehoff isn't here."

 

[Rat Boy]

Captain Nemo was a stickler for freshness in his seafood.