CAPTION THIZZzzz!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Thanks to everyone who participated in our last round. But as you know, there can only be one winner.



Actually, there can be two, if we feel like it. And we do.

Congratulations to...


RJDiogenes and William Leisner!



RJDiogenes:

William Leisner:

Here are your prized Golden Artoos!

And just what would Jackie Gleason say if he were with us today?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Your new assignment is from Jules Verne's Mysterious Island.

 

[Skywalker]

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[RJDiogenes]

w00t! Another Golden Artoo! Thanks, Spiff. And congrats to WL.

And thanks to all the little people for all their... oh, wait.....

RJDIOGENES: Thank you, Little People, for all your support.

Jack and Kate quickly regretted investigating the Dharma Honey Bunker.

 

[Chocolate Log]

In Rob Zombies re-imagined Charlie and the Chocolate factory the winners quickly regret visiting the honey comb hall.

and

Woman: What could have made a Bee that big?
Man: It must be the diet, perhaps some supplement
Woman: You mean??
Man: Yes, he must have overdosed on...B vitamins!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

TeenBee: "Mom, I don't get it. How am I supposed to learn about sex from these things?"

 

[Quo Vadimus]

Man: Oh God, we're in a B movie!

 

[Rat Boy]

Bee: "Uh, excuse me? What are you doing in my cell?"

 

[captcalhoun]

The remake of the Doctor Who episode 'The Unicorn and the Wasp' went to extreme measures to ensure a realistic looking wasp.

 

[William Leisner]

RJDiogenes and William Leisner!

[...]

And just what would Jackie Gleason say if he were with us today?

"How sweet it is!!"

Gracias, Spiff, and congrats RJD.

 

[William Leisner]

Few people know that, early in his career, George Lucas directed one of the "Honeycomb Hideout" cereal commercials. Fewer understand why he would want to create "special editions" of those ads forty years later.

 

[William Leisner]

"Hello, friends. Tell me, have you heard the Good Word of Bzzz-bzz-quarter-turn-shake-bzzz-half-turn-bzzz-bzzz-shake-bzzz-full-counterclockwise-turn-bzzzz?"

 

[Quo Vadimus]

The ugly truth finally comes out: Honeycomb cereal is made from people.

 

[Rat Boy]

Dude: "All right, I admit it; we're not supposed to 'bee' here."

 

[galleywest]

Frankly, nothing can beat this:

"Hello, friends. Tell me, have you heard the Good Word of Bzzz-bzz-quarter-turn-shake-bzzz-half-turn-bzzz-bzzz-shake-bzzz-full-counterclockwise-turn-bzzzz?"

...but I'll have fun trying.

Well frankly, you two, it is my beeswax!

 

[Capt_Piett]

Could I interest you in talking about the Lord?

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Remember the good old days of 'Colony Collapse Disorder?'"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Woman: screams "A bee! Help!"

"I'm a wasp you idiot! Why can't people ever get that right. Bees are harmless pretty much. Wasps'll sting the fuck out of you!"

Bloke: "Really, is that so?"

Wasp: "It's a common misconception. But if I'm going to be damned, better to be damned for what I am. Don't you think?"

Woman: "Quite so, I'm sorry."

Wasp: "S'Ok. I did fly off the handle. Not literally, of course, which is possible, me being a wasp and all."

Woman: "Where were we... Oh yeah..." screams "A wasp! Help!"

Wasp: "That's better." stings the humans to death

 

[galleywest]

Woman: Wasp!!

Bug: W.A.S.P.!!

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Well, excuse me. You looked like you needed some help with pollination."