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[Holdfast]

When Force Choke fails, there's always the old-fashioned method.

 

[cooleddie74]

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

He had him put down at the pound.

Sorry.

 

[T'Baio]

have a little Sunday Fun

Vader - "So this is how Tarkin feels..."
AT-AT - "So this is how Vader feels..."

OR

Vader taking Tarkin's pet AT-AT for a walk - "Tarkin holding my leash...that's bullshit."

 

[cooleddie74]

A long time ago...in a dog park far, far away...


POOP WARS



Episode I
The Four-Legged Menace

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Vader: "I find your lack of Poop disturbing!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"AT-AT's a good boy!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

(AT-AT humps Ewok's leg)
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Always two there are. No more. No less.

A master...and a poop machine.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Darth Vader, the Imperial Walker.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If Padme were still alive I'd be making HER do this shit."

 

[ThankQ]

.

If you've ever walked a dog...

"Are we really going to stop to smell every fucking leaf? Seriously, how much different can this leaf smell than the last five hundred fucking leaves?"