Joel Schumacher: Cut! Cut! Okay, let's try it again, but this time, can we get some more gay subtext, please?
This movie blows. Literally!
Superman:
*Thinking to himself* I should probably say something about Lacy Warfield needing oxygen, but what if it's a "Looney Tunes" thing, you know, where a character can run off a cliff and be perfectly okay, until they notice it...
Terl: Say one more comment about my hosehair....go ahead, say one more thing...
Will Ferrell: Don't look, but I think the audience wants their money back for this film.
Danny McBride: Aren't they just lizard people?
Will Ferrell: Yeah, did you actually think any mammals would be dumb enough to buy a ticket to this movie?