A recent bombing of Lenin's statue in St. Petersburg offers up a chance for some caption fun Cop: Why do we still have this statue of a flashing hitchhiker?
What he said: "Workers, unite or we'll be ripped apart!" What they heard: "Workers, will you light my wikkid fart?"
Lenin was torn. How could he thank Robocop for saving him from being raped by shooting between his legs and hitting the rapist in the crotch without making his fellow Party officials think he was beholden to a symbol of Capitalist corporatism? A thumb's up would have to suffice.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO -- it wasn't a bomb. You all got it wrong. Finally,, here is the photographic evidence of what really happened:
Cop: (sigh) Comrade, pull your zipper up. That thing's going to get you killed one day. Lenin: No, they are going to make a marvelous statue of it!