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Lenin took a crack of socialism -- literally. But his poor people felt a little ... behind...
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"Take Beano before and there'll be no gas."
What he said: "Workers, unite or we'll be ripped apart!"
What they heard: "Workers, will you light my wikkid fart?"
Passer by: "Wow that was some blue angel!"
A recent bombing of Lenin's statue in St. Petersburg offers up a chance for some caption fun
"The Nazis really ripped you a new one didn't they?"
Lenin was torn. How could he thank Robocop for saving him from being raped by shooting between his legs and hitting the rapist in the crotch without making his fellow Party officials think he was beholden to a symbol of Capitalist corporatism? A thumb's up would have to suffice.
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Lenin was torn. How could he thank Robocop for saving him from being raped by shooting between his legs and hitting the rapist in the crotch without making his fellow Party officials think he was beholden to a symbol of Capitalist corporatism? A thumb's up would have to suffice.
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Apparently, Lenin took the expression "Blow it out your ass" far too literally.
Lenin himself appears to be intact; it's just his coat that's got a hole in it.
"Comrades, an everlasting passion for the proletariat lit my fart on fire!"
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO -- it wasn't a bomb. You all got it wrong. Finally,, here is the photographic evidence of what really happened:
Cop: (sigh) Comrade, pull your zipper up. That thing's going to get you killed one day.
Lenin: No, they are going to make a marvelous statue of it!
Lenin: NO STARCH!!!!! I TOLD THEM NO STARCH!!!!!!
Lenin (thinking): I am going to execute the comrade who invented Borscht Night at the Kremlin.
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