Caption this commie

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  1. SPOCKED

    SPOCKED Admiral Premium Member

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    A recent bombing of Lenin's statue in St. Petersburg offers up a chance for some caption fun :D

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    Cop: Why do we still have this statue of a flashing hitchhiker?

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  2. tharpdevenport

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    Lenin took a crack of socialism -- literally. But his poor people felt a little ... behind...
     
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  3. Amaris

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    "Take Beano before and there'll be no gas."
     
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  4. Sparky

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    The first and last time Lenin ever eats at Taco Bell.
     
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  5. Dukat's Major

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    What he said: "Workers, unite or we'll be ripped apart!"
    What they heard: "Workers, will you light my wikkid fart?"
     
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  6. Gil T.Azell

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    Passer by:     "Wow that was some blue angel!"
     
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  7. Lookingglassman

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  8. Locutus of Bored

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    Lenin was torn. How could he thank Robocop for saving him from being raped by shooting between his legs and hitting the rapist in the crotch without making his fellow Party officials think he was beholden to a symbol of Capitalist corporatism? A thumb's up would have to suffice.
     
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  9. Amaris

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    [/thread]

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  10. auntiehill

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    Apparently, Lenin took the expression "Blow it out your ass" far too literally.
     
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  11. Deranged Nasat

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    ...But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it compl
    Lenin himself appears to be intact; it's just his coat that's got a hole in it.
     
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  12. Joshua Howard

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    "Comrades, an everlasting passion for the proletariat lit my fart on fire!"
     
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  13. Finn

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    SSSSSSSSSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
     
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  14. SPOCKED

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    Is it just me, or does the blast hole resemble the iconic Russian bear (head)? :wtf:
     
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  15. tharpdevenport

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    NO, NO, NO, NO, NO -- it wasn't a bomb. You all got it wrong. Finally,, here is the photographic evidence of what really happened:

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  16. Itisnotlogical

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    Cop: (sigh) Comrade, pull your zipper up. That thing's going to get you killed one day.

    Lenin: No, they are going to make a marvelous statue of it!
     
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  17. Yeoman Randi

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    Lenin: NO STARCH!!!!! I TOLD THEM NO STARCH!!!!!!
     
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  18. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Lenin (thinking): I am going to execute the comrade who invented Borscht Night at the Kremlin.
     
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  19. tharpdevenport

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  20. RevDMV

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    Ok, pull my finger again.....
     
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