caption degra along the shockwave

[cooleddie74]

It's a MAN'S life in the Postapocalypse Dental Association!

"Certainly, Captain...I can have that order of 5,000 sponged bandages shipped to your vessel at once.

Expecting to get beaten up again?"

"We must stop the Earth humans, Degra. Everything depends on our actions in the coming days. Archer's 'Gazelle Speech' alone has caused numerous damaging ripples in the timeline!"

 

[Nebusj]

``Daniels?''
``Hush, Captain, I'm working.''
``But, but, Daniels?''
``Captain, please, quiet a bit, this is delicate.''
``Yeah, but, Daniels ... ''
``Do you have any idea how hard it is to hack together a preliminary isochronic rotator with just a spoon and some strips of copper? Let me concentrate.''
``But at the bottom of this storage locker I found -- ''
``Look, I don't want to get snippy, but what would you know about what we might find useful? I'll tell you what we need and when.''
``The label says `Emergency Time Travel Machine Rescue Kit' on it.''
`` ... ''
``So, I thought it might be a little useful.''
``Shut up.''

``Good evening, Office of Random Design Elements Assembled In The Background, how may I direct your call?''

``Must I explain this yet again? We are forced to destroy the Earth as revenge for the refusal of the Earthling known as Gumby to respond to my advances.''

 

[Gertch]

"Sarah Connor?"

Degra: "Now get your turtle shell back on and get out of here."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hi...I'm Captain Archer of Starfleet...I was wondering...did you guys happen to find a keychain with a naked Tahitian girl on it in your Lost-and-Found?"

"The Spheres give us everything...even winning lotto numbers from the Orion Powerball Drawings. We can NOT give them up!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ummmm...Daniels?

Not to interrupt your hard work...but...

WHY are you spackling your genitals with caulking at a time like this?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sphere Builder: "Post something, dammit! We can't let cooleddie74 hog the contest!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"The timelines are shifting and as of this moment only two of them are in favor of the Xindi being able to defeat Cooleddie in the Captioning contest...we must act...NOW!! Or all our hard work will be lost!!"

 

[SciFi75]

Call me Lord Voldemort one more time and I am going to kick your ass.

 

[SciFi75]

Archer: So you are going to fix this thing and return me to my timeline right?

Daniels: Actually, I'm going back to the year 2000 where these two morons were having a production meeting where they discussed the production of an inferior television show.

Archer: I don't understand.

Daniels: It doesn't matter. You won't exist anyhow.

 

[cooleddie74]

Even in the 31st century, nobody could get a VCR clock programmed with any level of ease.

 

[Alyssa]

``Daniels?''
``Hush, Captain, I'm working.''
``But, but, Daniels?''
``Captain, please, quiet a bit, this is delicate.''
``Yeah, but, Daniels ... ''
``Do you have any idea how hard it is to hack together a preliminary isochronic rotator with just a spoon and some strips of copper? Let me concentrate.''
``But at the bottom of this storage locker I found -- ''
``Look, I don't want to get snippy, but what would you know about what we might find useful? I'll tell you what we need and when.''
``The label says `Emergency Time Travel Machine Rescue Kit' on it.''
`` ... ''
``So, I thought it might be a little useful.''
``Shut up.''

That is the funniest thing i've ever read!

 

[Starpaul20]

Archer: Hoshi, contact Starfleet immediately, I demand to know why we never get parties like this over here!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Damn.

And it's Trip's favorite episode to boot."

 

[cooleddie74]

Today on THIS OLD HOUSE Mr. Daniels and Starfleet Captain Archer work on a quaint post-apocalyptic structure with decaying load-bearing walls and a malfunctioning replicator system!

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Bifurcated? You really are part Vulcan!"

 

[Gertch]

"How much antifreeze does that suit take?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I never knew playing an ancient Merlin game could be this engrossing."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn.

It's sweeps week on Spike. Never mind."

 

[pookha]

"The timelines are shifting and as of this moment only two of them are in favor of the Xindi being able to defeat Cooleddie in the Captioning contest...we must act...NOW!! Or all our hard work will be lost!!"

yes dont make pookha deal with cool eddie the way i did in the al



though i think several of you are on a roll

Archer: Hoshi, contact Starfleet immediately, I demand to know why we never get parties like this over here!

just what is going on here is to horrible to contemplate

 

[Triskelion]

Just pick the dirt out of it. The bottom scoop is still good.