Caption Contest: silent but deadly

[cooleddie74]

The

ANDORIAN MOTEL

Blue Skins go in...but they don't come out.(TM)

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: " Could you ask the waiter to find us a different table. In a different part of the restaurant. "

RIKER: "You and me both, sister!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL:" Every Friday its the same damned thing, dinner at Medieval Times!!!"

ARCHER: I bought you a hat!

SPOCK: "Great, there goes our tip!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHINZON: "Creepy Old Guy Alert!!! Dude behind you has to be old enough to be her father. "

T'POL: "Creepy Old Guy Alert!!! Dude behind me has to be old enough to be his father. "

 

[Nerys Myk]

RAND: "They've been here four hours and have only ordered water and a salad! Give them their check and get them the hell out! We need the table!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

The food sucked, but the floor show was spectacular!

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

Damn Nerys Myk, you're killing me.

You seemed to have hit upon an inspiration streak here.
Have you added your photoshop genius to the blue nacelles thread?

belay that, from your av I can only assume that you have.

 

[John Picard]

T'POL: " Could you ask the waiter to find us a different table. In a different part of the restaurant. "

RIKER: "You and me both, sister!"

WINNER

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Chef tells me they're up there for ambience."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shran: "What do you mean 'Bargain nooooooooo?'"

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"The creepy humanoid with the fishing tackle for hair makes a good point, Tellarite. Maybe we should start talking in a Yoda voice."

 

[scorpius1701]

The


Help! My ass is stuck to this wall!

 

[cooleddie74]

The


"THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A CONVERTIBLE...deck plate!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The

Never urinate into a force field on a starship.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shran: "How long am I expected to stand here until a winner is declared?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"How dare you pig snouts depict Talas and I as terrorists on the cover of the new ARCTURUS TIMES!"

 

[Triskelion]

I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"How much for your women?

De women? How much for de little GIRL?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHRAN:"How much for your women?

De women? How much for de little GIRL?"

TELLERITE: Idiot!!! I am a woman!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"How much for your women?

De women? How much for de little GIRL?"

TELLERITE: Idiot!!! I am a woman!!!!

SHRAN:"NOOOOO!!!!

I thought that was your armpit!!!"