Tellarite: Shut up blue boy!
Shran: Call me whatever you like. At least I'm in the series finale and get paid way more that you!
T'Pol: *thinking* So he really is gay...fascinating.
Shran: You had sex with who?!
Batman in the 22nd century.
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Tellarite: Shut up blue boy!
Shran: Call me whatever you like. At least I'm in the series finale and get paid way more that you!
T'Pol: *thinking* So he really is gay...fascinating.
Shran: You had sex with who?!
Batman in the 22nd century.
SHRAN:"You SLANDEROUS Pig!
Lieutenant Talas has never let one of your entourage Dirty Sanchez her!!"
T'POL:"So...Trip tells me you have a superfluous third testicle."
"If the Pink Skin chili backfires on me now, we're BOTH dead."
Rigged wire kung fu scenes never work in TREK stories.
Thanks, Bak_and_Blue!
T'POL:"Would this be an unfortunate time to inform you I have a lactose intolerance?"
"CONNIVING, LYING PIG!!!
How dare you open your filthy maw and imply that Sanjaya was more entertaining than William Hung!!"
SHRAN:"No.
I will NOT touch you there, Pig Dog."
ARCHER:"Will you stop staring...please?
You can't tell me you've never seen a grown human take Flinstone vitamins before."
Tellarite: "I get calling them 'pinkskins,' but what's with referring to me as 'the other white meat'?
T'Pol: "... and while you are, how did you put it? 'Laying pipe?' with the one, what do you propose I do with the other?"
Unchartable and unpredictable, plot holes often wreaked havoc with Enterprise's artificial gravity, not to mention its ratings.
"...and in addition to removing any and all remaining Tellarite listening posts from along our mutual border, I want a pledge that THIS man will no longer be allowed at interstellar diplomatic functions after eating Pink Skin Mexican food!"
T'POL:"So...
Want to see my famous kal-toh rod trick?"
Where will YOU be when your molting process begins?
RobertScorpio
Pariah
"You Slut!"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Another example of how a simple Yeast infection can end a marriage
SHRAN:"Will you excuse me, Captain?
I...I think your Chef's beef stew is coming back...with a VENGEANCE."
T'POL:"No breadsticks tonight?
Asshole."
T'POL:"I hear Trip got a letter from Natalie.
She got clitoral enlargement surgery."
^^^^ Huh??
Nevermind, don't explain Cooleddie.
Nevermind, don't explain Cooleddie.
T'Pol: Stop kicking me.
I'll be right back. I'm just going to see what this nice man with the Klingon suppository injector wants.
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