Caption Contest 64: Mister Fusion

[Bob Karo]

Kov: What is that... that delicious odor!?!

Trip(offscreen): Cracklins. My cousin in Louisiana taught me to make them. It's pieces of pork fat fried in pork fat. Then you cover them in salt and various peppers.

Kov: Such a thing would be considered an abomination on Vulcan... I MUST HAVE THEM!

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol: (thinking) Good, he's been away from Vulcan for a long time. He doesn't know will kill after mating now.

 

[LeadHead]

NEVER taunt Archer during a Hangover!

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one's done please proceed to the next contest.