Caption Contest 64: Mister Fusion

[Nerys Myk]

But First the Winners

And the Winner in the Olympic Conclusion Jump Is

Trip: Enterprise is gone.

Malcolm: Are you sure Sir? All we really saw was a piece of a launch bay door. The rest of the debris looked like it came from a different ship-

Trip: Enterprise is gone!

Useless Information Award

Trip: "This? This is the mother board to a 62" LED television by Samsung."

Reed: "How does that help us?"

Trip: "It doesn't, I was just telling you what it was."

What Happens In Shuttle Pod One Stays In Shuttle Pod One Award

Reed - Since we are doomed there is something you should know.....I don't love you I just didn't want to die a virgin.
Tucker - *SOB* You took advance of me....

The Brit Award

Trip: "If you sing hit me baby one more time.. SO HELP ME GOD I WILL

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[Nerys Myk]

And Now This Contests Pics:

 

[JiNX-01]

T'Pol: It's not you, it's me. During my first visit to decon Commander Tucker became sexually aroused. Ever since then, I have been unable to get that magnificient sight out of my mind.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Vulcan Male: "Wow! You've learned some great new tricks in the last seven years! I can't wait to see what you come up with in 2159!"

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: So that's our warp reactor.

Kov: We've started calling them Warp Cores, perhaps humans will adopt that phrase.

Trip: Get outta my engine room!

Tolaris: This Triple Shot Latte Mocha is quite interesting.

T'Pol: I hope you enjoyed it, they're lethal to Vulcans.

T'Pol: (thinking) My first love scene has to be with this loser?

Shatner still had some tricks up his sleeve on Raw Nerve.

 

[Gepard]

[thinking] "To say 'no' to pie would be illogical."

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Archer: ''Pew, pew, pew...''
T'Pol: ''It appears that the captain's neural disease has advanced further. I told you it was not a good idea to visit that strange planet...''
Trip: ''We should take him to the scanning chamber in sickbay. Come on, sir...''
Archer (pointing at Trip): ''PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!!!''

 

[Smellincoffee]

Tolaris: You drink your tea without milk?
T'Pol: Yes.
Tolaris: And *I'm* "V'tosh ka'tur"?

T'Pol: I believe...you have successfully aroused an emotional response in me.
Tolaris: So quickly? What do you feel? Attachment? -- love?
T'Pol: Remorse.
...and possibly self-loathing.

Archer: Found it. Jesus. Note to self, don't play "fetch" with Porthos using a phase pistol. He hides it in odd places.

 

[Mistral]

"Yesterday, I killed 6 people for a strawberry shake. Today I feel like a piece of pie. Captain, the Chef informs me you have the last piece."

Archer: "You're not getting my lemon meringue!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Vulcan Physician (OS): "Your weight is up quite a bit since your last examination."
Vulcan Patient: "The humans have this thing called a 'Big Mac.' I have been indulging in them in order to study a curious human frame of mind known as 'fat and sassy.'"

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol: There's cabfare on the coffee table. Now get out.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Tolaris: "To cuddle would not be logical."

 

[Mistral]

T'Pol (thinking): "God, I'm horny. How long does it take for rigor mortise to set in, anyhow?"

 

[F. King Daniel]

"My name is Vir Coto, and I am the aid to Ambassador Londo Mollari."

"You're on the wrong fucking show!"

 

[KimMH]

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T'Pol: "Lying to make you feel more adequate is illogical."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kov: "Fat jokes are illogical."

Tolaris: "I'm having a cup of smug. Would you like some?"

T'pol: "I pretended you were Porthos."

While history books tell us that Trip Tucker died when he sacrificed himself heroically, recent research has indicated that he may have been killed by an accidental phase pistol discharge.

The plausibility of this theory is high, as Captain Archer is notorious for posing with weapons at inappropriate times, and being hilariously clumsy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"My name is Vir Coto, and I am the aid to Ambassador Londo Mollari."

"You're on the wrong fucking show!"

On a similar note:

"Fat, Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."-Analects of Surak.

 

[LeadHead]

T'Cartman: I am not overweight, my skeletal structure is larger than average. Also, it appears that they have murdered Kenny.

 

[Leathco]

Its the Vulcan Weight Loss Program! Lets look at our first subject.

In just three weeks of eating nothing but bacon from Earth, our subject now looks like this!

With looks like that, when Ponn Farr comes around you won't be stuck with that aging Vulcan down the road. You know, the one thats close to 300 years old. Instead, you'll find yourself removing the cat suit from one of the hottest Vulcan women in the quadrant! Just look at how our test subject fared!

Order now, before some crazed Starfleet officer tries to phaser you to death because your eating habits held back his fathers dreams!

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Tolaris: "I'm having a cup of smug. Would you like some?"

ROFLMAO! Suitable for framing!