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Caption Contest 6: Broke Beaux

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"The HELL I'm gonna window wash that thing, Jerry..."

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PHLOX:"...and as you can see, Captain, your tapeworm THRIVED on your unsavory diet of Kit-Kats and Cheez-Its."
 
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HOSHI: For the last time! This is not "The Chattanooga Choo-choo" and I can't "give you a shine'!
 
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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
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The council was shocked when they stumbled upon the video feed from Archer's hidden camera. After a short debate they decided to study the matter further before making their discovery known.
 
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"Would this be a bad moment to tell 'em we left the fuel hose stuck in the aft port?"

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ARCHER:"Nice.

I always wanted my own appendix as a backup pet in case something happened to Porthos..."
 
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hey that is a sub compact starship spot..


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worker 1.. what the. they are leaving early.

worker 2.. yeah about several weeks early.
hmm i wonder if we should tell them we didnt get the cannons installed.

worker 1,,
nah they wont need them.
 
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"Well...

contest's finally over. We can get these EV suits off and go inside. My bladder hit critical mass DAYS AGO."
 
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