Caption Contest 6: Broke Beaux

[Triskelion]

Ok forumizens, here's the latest round of rubberneckers - er, winners. Not an easy one to judge, it's easier to pick the losers (don't worry, I won't mention any names).

So without further ado....

The first image:

Tucker: "Hmmm, interesting eels."

Ah'len: "Actually, those are the appendages of all my ex-boyfriends."

Tucker: "Uh oh."

The second image:

VOROK:"By the way.

Nice ass."

The third image was a 3 way tie:

Phlox: "Still dead."

PHLOX:"Done, Captain.

Commander Tucker no longer has The Diabetes."

T'Pol: "It's not forked, but it'll do ..."

With a special commendation to Shatmandu for always "going where no man has gone before", providing lots of laughs but too often being denied a win! Hats off to you, Shatmandu.

And the final image, a tie:

VOROK:"Why are you Earthers shouting?

We're just a few meters away. Inside the fake, hollowed-out viewscreen."

Vorok: Are you well Archer?

Archer: (looks up) I'm doing the breast I can......damn it!

And the various and sundry photoshop awards:

If Trip had been less flattered more and suspicious about his images having been plastered on the wall of the alien's room he may have avoided becoming the first pregnant male human in history.

TRIP: Ummm?

ALIEN: Don't ask

And last but not least, Elvis references go straight to the winner's circle:

(Music plays in background)

Stop, look and listen baby
that's my philosophy
It's called rubberneckin' baby
but that's all right with me

ALIEN: We've built our entire culture around him.

TRIP: Hail to the King, baby.

A laurel and hearty handshake to all our winners!

Your prize:

Malcom Reed and Silik
high school yearbook photos!


Our next contest comes from Broken Bow (part 1). (It's my first attempt to get my own screencaps, while temporarily without Photoshop, so bear with me)!

Start your warp engines!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Hey! You cant park that here!

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, had Hoshi headed the public health warnings, her class wouldn't have come down with skin cancer because they were outside all day.

Cromwell: "My check better be in the mail."

Space suit guy on the right: "Too bad they didn't go with the sombrero idea."

That was some tapeworm they pulled out of Porthos.

 

[M'Sharak]

"I bet I could spit on it from here."
"Give it a shot. I'll hold your helmet."

 

[Skywalker]

"Aw, ****."

 

[Triskelion]

Sure, it can idle at light speed, but God forbid we get a railing.

Think of it! Millions of dollars just placing little tiny ads in newspapers across the country!

I wish people would stop spreading those rumors...I'm only partially wax!

Ah, Pepto Bismol - just what I need to fix my worm problem.

 

[JiNX-01]

"Aw, ****."

That is great! Gets my vote!

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"...now who here can tell me the Portuguese phrase meaning 'Not Entirely Convincing CGI Backdrop'?

Anyone?"

COCHRANE:"So...we done recording this crap yet?

I've got a date with a hot translucent energy cloud."

"Hey...Ernie...betcha if we weren't in these suits we could spit RIGHT on the first 'E' in the ship's name, huh?

It's times like these that make me happy ta be alive, buddy."

"Uhhh...

Did we check the expiration dates on the cases of Jell-O we brought aboard?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN your idea of hiring the engineer with astigmatism!!"

 

[Atavachron]

"And that ends our tour of Paramount Studios ladies and gentlemen. Please exit to your left. And thank you for coming. Bub-bye."

Atavachron

 

[Nerys Myk]

That's right BITCHES, MC Z is in da house!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"...and the fourth time Lily and I got drunk and spooned in the Phoenix missile silo we..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"...to your left as you exit, you will see the island's resident fifty-foot ape King Kong resting on a bluff in the distance. And as you depart at the dock, wave bye-bye to our permanent shipwrecked tenants the Skipper, Ginger and Gilligan."

 

[Triskelion]

Repeat after me: Klllllllt! Kllllllllt! Kllllll - alright who keeps taking my !@#$% markers??

And now here's Weird Al Yankovic with his rendition of Scooby Dooby.

You missed a screw.
What? Where?
There, on 34 Beta top right quadrant.
Man the foreman is gonna have my sack!
Duuuude.
Hey, remember that time you didn't know what spent injector casings looked like?
Shut UP!

Phlox: What is that, some sort of weird alien drink?
Archer: Yeah. It's called Yoohoo.

 

[Nebusj]

``And to the right, you should see an exciting view of the Xindi Death Beam bearing down directly on us --- oh, uhm ... oops.''

``Hi. I'm Zephram Cochrane. I bet you're all wondering why on this historic occasion I invited Yo-Yo Ma and a riverboat gambler from 1885 to stand behind me.''

``All right, all right. I owe you five bucks. I still say that just because it's a spaceship and we're in spacesuits doesn't mean we have to be in space is all.''

``Cap'n, I had the weirdest dream where this spacetime anomaly left me a gelatinous goo.''
``Well, rest your mind, Trip. You're not gelatinous.''

 

[Nerys Myk]

Archer was having second thoughts about trying Trip's famous Tequila Daiquiri".

 

[Apogeal Alpha01]

Little Johnny: "This entire area was ocean until it was attacked by sponges?"

Cromwell: "Amway will become the greatest force in the Universe"

So, this is the first Enterprise?

The Captain was skeptical about using leeches in a suppository.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and that is why the Klingon word for penis sounds remarkably like the Swahili phrase meaning 'long rope of uncooked, soft meat.'"

"To anyone in future generations hearing this message...

Dr. Henry Archer once got drunk and had sex with a stuffed sheep. There. Someone had to know."

"What's an ENTERPENIS?"

"WOW.

You were right, Doc.

I do need more potassium in my diet. My samples are spawning microbial life forms."

 

[cooleddie74]

"On this site...a killer kegger will be held...

One that will produce enough hangovers to reach a thousand light years from Earth strung end-to-end..."

 

[SFRabid]

Announcer: "I would like to welcome everyone to the first ever Star Trek BrazilCon. Now please put your hands together for our first guest, LINDA PARK!"

EA would like to announce our new product, "The Sims in Space".

Man on left: "I don't think one Steam Genie is going to do the job."

Archer: "It is a sentient being called a Founder. The Vulcans say that it came here to destroy Enterprise canon."