caption contest 48: fired up

[Triskelion]

Great job again gang, as usual more than enough possible winners! We had a few fresh faces in the winner's circle this week, good to see them win. I have to say, all the winners came up with instant classic captions!


This week we're gonna change things up a bit and add a motivational poster or two to our rotation. They can be captioned just like normal, or you can do it graphically, up to you!


And now for some Motivation:

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And now...

First Image:

T'Pol: "Hey, I recognize this aroma! This is the same stuff a boy named Stonr gave me back in high school just before we ended up tussling in the back seat of his hover car!"

Second Image:

Archer: Alright men, this is a dangerous mission and more than likely one of us will get killed. The landing party will consist of Myself, T'Pol, Doctor Phlox and Ensign Reed.
Reed: Ah Crap.

Bonus Image:

"That's strange, I'm sure I could have fit through here this morning when I was talking to Admiral Pressman."

Chop 'Shop Award:

Congratulations to the winners!

The Enterprise Forum is proud to present our winners with the all-purpose alien skull-crushing device and captioning award, The Zephy:

Jonas Grumby

Starpaul20

UssGlenn

Nerys Myk

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What a great week for wins. With I believe a Family Guy reference, Starpaul20 is back again, been a while! Had to award that one, it just said it all. USSGlenn had a first time win, congrats! Hilarious entry!
Jonas Grumby has proven he's no fluke with another perfect cap, and of course the inimitable Nerys Myk has created yet another timeless masterpiece for phandom (that's right - too cool for an "F").


Great job guys, and to all who played!


Our next contest features a couple various captions and a publicity shot and a motivational poster. Mix and marinate to taste!

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Work it!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I like fire-breathing Travis, by the way!

"HOLD EVERYTHING!! Ceiling Cat's up there. Again. Which of you guys is it this time? My patience is wearing thin".

T'Pol: "I said, be jolly! Why aren't you jolly?!"

Orion (sobbing): "I'm fat and ugly!"

T'Pol: "You're a giant! You're supposed to be big! Now act jolly!"

Orion: "Boo Hoo!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

As Captain Archer slept, his officers made a raid on his Cheese supply. Every morning, he blamed Porthos. The perfect crime.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Triskelion!

Trip: "We gotta get out of here now! A few more seconds in this pose and we'll be up to our necks in fart joke captions!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Coming this fall to CBS...CSI: Vulcan.

Even the MACOs were put to sleep by the gazelle story.

Never get into an "Oh-face" competition with an Orion.

 

[Triskelion]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

MACO Drill Sergeant (OS, and SHOUTING): "What is your problem, soldier? Do you see any of my other recruits shaving their pits? Do you want to be a little girl? Is that your major malfunction, Private?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Zoinks!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

MACO: "What pervert designed these tops my nips are showing"

Trip: (Stifles a snicker )

T'Pol: "Big show my ass, put that tiny thing away"

Orion: "I want my mommy!"

The new poster for Mission Impossible. XXV Flopped like the movie

 

[mirandafave]

Trip: "We gotta get out of here now! A few more seconds in this pose and we'll be up to our necks in fart joke captions!"

Ok then , I duly present:

T'Pol thinking: Logic dictates I say nothing for as Surak taught, 'He who smelt it dealt it.'
Trip: What's that smell?
Hoshi: You rotten hick Trip!

 

[mirandafave]

Enterprise Musical Statues!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Park (thinking): "Look at us on that monitor! I definitely have the cutest mug of the three of us!"

Trinneer (thinking): "Someone is feeding way too much current to that floodlight!"

Blalock (thinking): "There is a humongous bat up in the rafters!"

 

[Skywalker]

Trip: "What is it? Why are we stopping?"
T'Pol: "It's Berman. And he has Braga with him. They look pleased with themselves."
Trip: "Aw, crap."
Hoshi: "We have to get Trip out of here, fast!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Starfleet Regulation 1097-c: Cunnilingus between female MACOs is compulsory in the locker rooms.

Starfleet Regulation 1097-c subsection 1.7.01: James T Kirk woz here!

When all else fails, opt for the Vulcan Testicle Death Grip!

T'Pol: "This is illogical, and impractical."
Trip: "Shhh! We have to beam into every home on the planet, and leave a present in every stocking, or history will be irrevocably altered."
Hoshi: hic "... and shample all the cookiessshh and" hic "brandy." burp

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

This week, Charlie joins his Angels on their latest mission.

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOOBY DOO AND THE NX GANG:

The Next Generation

The hard-to-achieve but VERY worthwhile "Gazelle Speech Orgasm."

Worst Damn Yankees video EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

MACO(thinking): Did I leave the subspace iron on?

 

[Nerys Myk]

LADY MACO: I guess hitting on Tucker in front of Sub-Commander T'Pol was a bad idea.

MALE MACO: Hold still, she jammed that pulse rifle in there pretty tight.

 

[cooleddie74]

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