Caption Contest 48.4: Its just Shran-tastic!

[Alrik]

Woo Hoo! A day pass from the Asylum! I guess that can only mean one thing. It's time to kick off Cap Con 48.4! But first lets have a look at our winners.

Because this one went so long, let's honor two for each.

For pointing out how puzzling things can be.

Reed: "What will that Rubik think up next?"

And for reminding us to always plug the meter.

REED: Yeah its a boot. Told ya we were illegally parked!

Why panty raids can sometimes backfire.

Archer: What? Does having my dog in here offend you?

Hoshi: No the dog doesn't but wearing a pair of my underwear and the erection does.

And for promoting equality.

Archer: "All I'm saying is, we're supposed to be past all that old sexist nonsense. And if I'm willing to go without a top..."

Proving that everything old can be new again.

Archer: What a gorgeous planet we've discovered, Trip. (breathes deeply) Ahh. Smell that fresh air?

Trip: Yep. Clear blue skies, green grass; It's almost like we're back home.

Archer: This is Earth, isn't it?

Trip: Yep.

Archer: (under breath) God damn.

And a nod to popular demand.

Trip and Archer missed their days as Sears Catalogue Models

Since there wasn't any Shopped entries this go, let's give some love to a few jabs at me for not getting to this sooner.

ARCHER: T'Pol, please tell me that Alrik guy is showing up on your scans.

T'POL: Negative, Captain

TRIP: Sonnavabitch

Archer: (over comm) Malcolm, you've been working on defusing that mine for over a month now. What's the holdup?

Reed: One part of the defusing process is that there needs to be a Photoshopped entry into the Caption Contest.

Archer: (over comm) Is that what Alrik is waiting for too?

REED: This thing is harder to get into than a new Caption Contest...bloody hell.

A big Congrats! to our winners. This round was especially difficult to pick. Keep up the great work all!

Now for the new pics. This one's going to be Shran-tastic!

Happy Captioning!

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "Who's up for pizza? Don't be shy, raise your hand if you want in."

Phlox: "Not to worry. When I'm done with her, she'll have a rack like Pam Anderson in her prime."

Shran: "And you say she can take us all on at the same time?"

Archer: "And not even break a sweat."

Shran: "Talented girl."

 

[Admiral Shran]

Archer: "STOP! Phaser time!"

Talas: "Shran, I swear to Uzaveh that if this Denobulan pervert touches my breasts, I'll kill him!"

Shran: "First, she must give us all a good spanking."

Nameless Andorians: "A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking tonight!"

Shran: "Yes, and after the spanking, the oral sex."

 

[Kirby]

Archer: "Say hello to my little friend!"

Reed and Steve the Andorian: "Hello"

Shran: "Morons"

Shran: "What do you mean by 'can we do YMCA?'

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Who the hell booked Blue Man Group for the party? I hate those guys!

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "Okay boys, curtain One was the Phase Pistols, curtain Two was the P'Jem relics, but get a load of curtain Three. 'Polly...show 'em the IDIC Nipple Rings."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Phlox: "You did what with your antennae down there?"

Shran: " AaHemmm.."

Talas: "He has issues doctor"

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: Hey, you can't shoot me! Once you're hit in Paintball you're out, and those guys have blue paint all over them!

Reed: They're Andorians Captain.

Phlox: Don't worry, on Denobula we have the Morning After meds down to a Science.

Archer: We will now have a battle to the death, here in the spare Launch Bay.

T'Pol: You know we do have a gymnasium aboard, and a practice shooting range.

Archer: We will use the Spare Launch Bay!

 

[cooleddie74]

REED: Bloody hell.

That's the biggest black light poster I've EVER seen...

TALAS: Can we speed this up, Doctor? I've got to use the bathroom.

SHRAN: She DOES enjoy a nice, warm Andorian ale.

SHRAN: You won't last five minutes.

ARCHER: You sound like Captain Hernandez.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: Will she live?

PHLOX: Is the Space Pope a crocodilian that defecates into salt water?

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: Malcolm, what are you doing?

Reed: Sorry Sir, Shran said he'd actually pay me if I joined his crew.

Phlox: No, I can't tell how many other boyfriends she's had by using this scanner.

Shran: I promise to continue to speak highly of you before the Imperial Guard.

Andorian: But you've been telling them all that he's-

Shran: Shut up!

 

[starrchild]

Shran: "And you say she can take us all on at the same time?"

Archer: "And not even break a sweat."

Shran: "Talented girl."

I can hear Shran saying this one!

 

[cooleddie74]

The most intense game of rock-paper-scissors in recorded history was about to commence...

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Okay, I got a message here from an "Uncle Martin". Any one here gotta an Uncle named "Martin"?

ANDORIAN: That's me!

 

[SFRabid]

Director: "No. No. No. Cut. How many times do I have to say it. DON'T ... LOOK ... DIRECTLY ... INTO ... THE ... CAMERA!"

Phlox: "What's the problem?"
Sharan: "She spends all her time in engineering and has no interest in me."
Phlox: "Same thing happened when my wife came to visit."
Talas: "Can I go now. I have a , ummm, warp drive to polish."

Shran: "What does she mean by does my other antenna also have a kink in it?"

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: Hold your fire! Turns out the Vulcans are bad after all!

Reed: Didn't we know that already?

Archer: Whoops.

Shran: Well.... is she?

Phlox: I'm sorry. Just Blue face paint and radio controlled antennae. Not a real Andorian.

 

[SPCTRE]

SHRAN: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

PHLOX: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious.

 

[T'Girl]

Talas: "What is that?"

Phlox: Nothing to worry about my dear, just a simple injection."

Shran: "What are you going to be pumping into her."

Phlox: "Actually that comes later."

Shran: "What are you going to be pumping into her."

Phlox: "Klingon aphrodisiacs."

Shran: "What are you going to be pumping into her."

Porthos: "Bark bark."

Talas: "Oh, that's just sick."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: What's her condition?

PHLOX: Actually, she'll be dead in less than ten hours.

SHRAN: Well, contact my ship in two solar days and let me know if there's been any change in her status.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Hold your fire!!!!


We've been shooting at a floodlight!!!