caption contest 44: loosed in translation

[Triskelion]

Trip: I gotta get my own machine.

 

[ChristopherPike]

RAOTFLMAO!

^ I'm actually relieved I'm not the only one who appreciated those kisses to TOS.

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Sweetie...what's a synonym for 'bi-species?' I'm trying to finish this Word Jumble."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"FOUR HUNDRED CREDITS for dinner, dessert and tip?!

I wouldn't pay this if I were you!!"

 

[ChristopherPike]

Trip: "I found the problem with your computer, M'am. Your storage device needed defragmenting...

...er, you've got an awful lot of photos of me on here."

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Dear, can you show Commander Tucker the quickest way to get Mario to the Princess so we can get back to IMPORTANT things?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Mrs. Phlox: "I only married him so I could stay in the U.S."

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Commander, can you hand me that medical hand scanner please?

And my wife's diaphragm?"

 

[ChristopherPike]

Archer enjoyed reading the plot of the new Star Trek film... totally spoiler-free.

Archer: "Whaddayah think?"

T'Purist: "I am the Head of the Science Directorate and there is no evidence that time travel exists."

Archer: "It's all right here. Take a look."

T'Purist: "Assuming I accept what you say, is that our future or not?"

Archer: "Yes...

...and no."

T'Purist was not amused.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"According to this, you not only have the earliest symptoms of Bendii Syndrome...

but you are also really, really dull."

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: I'm not buying you any Ding Dongs.
Vulcan: That makes me sad.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"I can't manage this.

Since when can I find and buy BOTH Turtle Wax and Ramen Noodles in the same place and for THIS little?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Hey, Doc?"

PHLOX:"Yes, Commander?"

TRIP:"Can you ask your wife to PLEASE stop tickling my balls? It was fun at first...but now it's just damn annoying."

 

[John Picard]

Archer: "What the -- how the hell does a guy like you score the numbers of so many chicks across the quadrant?"

T'Uptight: "They say I have an amazing sense of humor and make them laugh."

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: Are you sure this list of Trek BBS memes is complete?
Dr Oratt: General awkwardness is not a "hook".

Feezil: I have all your medical records in my nightstand.
Phlox: He can't understand you, dear. Try using more transitive verbs.
Trip: Y'all talking about me?

 

[cooleddie74]

ORATT:"As you can clearly see from this upload from the Trek BBS database...several of the Enterprise forum posters find you to be...how did they so delicately word it?

'A total pussy and a wuss.' "

FEEZIL:"I think Commander Tucker understands my methods of persuasion...don't you, Trip?"

PHLOX:"For ONCE can you NOT fondle the penises of the male crewmembers aboard the ships I'm serving on?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Archer: "This doesn't explain how Khan will know Chekov."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"See, this is why this movie won't work.

Midi-chlorians?!


Now that is just RETARDED."

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Have either one of you seen where I laid my newest copy of BLACK SLICES magazine?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: Can you please explain why since you come onboard the ship we've been charged 142,000 quatloos worth of pay-per-view porn?

Phlox, yelling: COMMANDER TUCKER, THAT EXTRA STRENGHT HEMORRHOID CREAM YOU ASKED FOR HAS COME IN!!!!

Phlox, yelling: COMMANDER TUCKER, YOU'RE EXTENZE PILLS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

Phlox: Commander Tucker is out of bounds Feezil. He's the Vulcan's bitch.