caption contest 44: loosed in translation
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She has a nice bum
Not a caption, but that outfit is ridiculous. If a 'lowest common denominator' kinda guy like me notices, then it's pretty bad.
Why not just name her character "T'Its"?
Joe, very bad
Archer: "Two hundred seventy four thousand credits for Warp Drive?"
Vulcan: "Plus tax. We can install it while you wait."
Archer: "Two hundred seventy four thousand credits for Warp Drive?"
Vulcan: "Plus tax. We can install it while you wait."
Vulcan:"Thats just labor, I forgot to include parts."
She has a nice bum
Not a caption, but that outfit is ridiculous. If a 'lowest common denominator' kinda guy like me notices, then it's pretty bad.
Why not just name her character "T'Its"?
Joe, very bad
T'Bum?
[Drunken Malcolm] "Awfully nice!" [/Drunken Malcolm] 
Archer: "Blah, Blah, blah, blah?"
Vulcan: [Thinking]"I'm so constipated right now; this humans insistent babbling just might cure it?"
Archer: *incredulous* "Twenty-percent gratuity?!?!?!"
Vulcan: "It's standard for parties of five or more."
Archer: "Okay, I'll grant security clearance to everyone on your list...except for these two jokers who signed in as "Harry Butz" and "Rusty Trombone."
Archer: "Are you serious? Do you honestly believe that you can generate that much power in a space station?"
Vulcan: " I find your lack of faith disturbing."
T'Pol: "General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
That should keep Captain Archer tied up in knots for a while."
T'POL:"Trip forgot to pack my Maxi Pads with the wings.
Dammit."
ARCHER:"Is this supposed to be a script or something? It's awful."
VULCAN:"I patterned it after this show's final episode."
ARCHER:"Well...that answers THAT."
Discovery Channel narrator: (hushed voice so as not to give away the fact he's hiding in the corner)
"...and here we see the lesser spotted Denobulan male reasserting his dominance of the female of the species.
Note the shrieking bird-like call... he's clearly not willing to tolerate having another alpha on his patch.
Oh and look, the homo-sapien has clearly got the message... and gone off to sulk. He's probably heading in the direction of T'Pol's quarters again.
We'll be coming back to you with edited highlights of that footage, later this evening..."
PHLOX:"Sweetie? Honey?
Can you stop fondling Commander Tucker's scrotum long enough to hand me that hypospray over there next to you?"
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