Caption Contest 4: Crossed Signals

[Shatmandu]

Phlox: "It's not cancer. Those are calluses between them."

Reed: "Even in this suit, I can tell one of you farted ..."

Sato's undercover sting nabbed The Phantom Teabagger within ten minutes.

 

[cooleddie74]

"For some odd, unexplained reason, Subcommander, you are currently lactating Bailey's Irish Creme."

ARCHER:"That's it.

No more Tex-Mex from Chef before a landing party."

"Don't make me use the rest of the juice in my D battery firing the light diode on this thing!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Phlox: "Sorry, readings indicate that the ratings have not increased. Perhaps if you flashed those fun bags of yours..."

 

[Triskelion]

Vulcans don't flatulate my scaly ass.

Do you want fries with that? Ok pull around to the first window.

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Hoshi?"
Hoshi: "Sorry, sir...I can't quite make it out. It doesn't sound like anything that could come from a humanoid."
Archer: "Put it on speaker."
Speaker: "Bonjour!"

Phlox: "Hm. Not a trace of silicone. Surprising."

Malcolm: "Did you see which way they went?"
Archer: "I thought you were tracking them."
Trip: "Man, I hate laser tag!"

Hoshi: "Drop the chocolate cake, and no one gets hurt!"