caption contest 39: faze inducers

[TigerOfDarkness]

Sadly, Archer's old bladder problem resurfaced just as he was about to address the council.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Well, Hoshi?

SATO: It's looking for a man named "Zephram". He went out for a paper years ago and never came back.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Alright...WHO SNEEZED?!?

That's just gross."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUARDIAN:"...and do not forget to capture the Earthmens' herringway."

DOLLIM:"WHAT'S a herringway?!"

GUARDIAN:"About six pounds."


(*Rimshot*)


DOLLIM:"Just go. Please."

 

[Shatmandu]

Female: "The first minute is 40 Quatloos, then 20 each additional. Kinky stuff is negotiable."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUARDIAN:"...and don't forget to take the trash out while you're at it, gentlemen.

Seriously. Even from where I am that fish smell is freaking horrendous."

 

[cooleddie74]

In Xindi Musical Chairs, the loser gets vaporized.

 

[NXOner]

Archer : (singing) "They said someday you'll find
All who love are blind
Oh, when your heart's on fire
You must realize
Smoke gets in your eyes"

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer reached the next-to-final round of XINDI IDOL.

His immediate competitor?

Not so lucky.

 

[cooleddie74]

GUARDIAN:"The son of Archer must NOT become a Jedi."

DOLLIM:"What the HELL are you talking about?!"

GUARDIAN:"Oops. Sorry. Wrong franchise.

I am the Ghost of Planetary Destruction Future!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tryouts for the Xindi's Kiss Tribute Band

 

[cooleddie74]

Invisibility Cloaking for the Underachiever


Next week's lesson

 

[Triskelion]

Do NOT go in there!