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[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Legend has it this is Bigfoot's summer timeshare.

We need to be extra quiet and have our cameras ready!"

GUARDIAN:"We done here? I have an appointment at the Bajoran Wormhole to threaten a space station."

DEGRA:"GREAT!!!

Just...wonderful!! Our waiter just vaporized!! NOW who's going to serve our dinners?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEGRA:"This was once a Xindi-Avian stronghold.

And for a few years after they went extinct, a popular gay disco. But let's not talk about that just yet."

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: This isn't Vasquez Rocks!

Degra: I told you you should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Contact T'Pol.

Tell her we found where Lord Saurumon is hiding out."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUARDIAN:"Oh, one last thing before I go.

You all succcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck...."

(*Vanishes*)

It was a good thing the Council chamber had the time-release Airwick.

Arboreal farts always REAKED.

 

[NXOner]

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"

XINDI : Had the Guardian just for a second, then this clicked in - damned interference!

 

[cooleddie74]

DOLLIM:"WAIT!!! Don't leave yet!!!

We need this week's Powerball numbers!!!"

ARCHER:"Travis...what have I told you about beaming down aerosol air fresheners in the can?

They don't survive the re-materialization, dammit!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEGRA:"This is the place where I lost my virginity, Captain.


Hard to believe...it's been a WHOLE two years ago."

 

[Triskelion]

Space Taco Bell: Would you like fries with that?
Insectoid: KkcD-dkc-kllllc-qlllqx?
Archer: What he say, Hoshi?
Hoshi: Just a minute captain...here it is. "Bitch did I ask for fries?"

Degra: They carved it out with their beaks and then they mysteriously starved to death.

"In the future we're all half-assed photoshops."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Beam down the coke Trip. We've struck a deal

 

[Treknut]

[]

When Captain Archers Genitals teleported down two seconds after him, due to power constraints, the Xindi surrended unconditionally.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Xindi: "Quick call the Ghostbusters!"

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "So you say this is were we're supposed to find Skeletor?"

 

[Mach5]

 

[cooleddie74]

DOLLIM:"I told you guys her message is poorly-defined and murky."

(*Reptillian rimshot*)

 

[cooleddie74]

Busting into Gingerbread Mountain was the easy part.

Finding the recipe book? THAT was the challenge.

 

[T'Girl]

First we get stuck surveying fukking murasaki 312, then we crash on god-damn taurus II, now fur wearing dude smacking the paint with his big ass rock. Better go get his insurance info.

"What the hell is christmas past?"

Archer: "Hey Trip, replicator having some trouble with the strippers again"

 

[T'Girl]

Transporter Chief Janice Rand: Actual I'm beaming admiral Ciera and commander Sonak aboard as we speak, is there a problem Mister Scott?

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"The Long John Silver's placemat map says THIS is where the trunk full of gold dubloons is hidden...

it had BETTER be right!!"

DOLLIM:"What the hell is a Skywalker?!"

ARCHER:"Captain to Trip.

Beam the cloud of CGI vapor particles...now."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUARDIAN:"...and clean this place up, dammit! Even in the future and in our dimension we have trash cans and FEBREZE!!!"