Caption Contest 38: split ur genes

[cooleddie74]

WORST attempt at a fully-clothed three way in all of Starfleet history.

 

[Major Chord]

TRIP: Okay Cap'n, the anchor's free. Hoist us up. Wait...why the hell do we have an anchor?

 

[Major Chord]

T'POL: How is this supposed to protect us from a thermo-nuclear detonation? Does the captain not know that regardless of which desk we are crouched under, or what position we take, the explosion would surely vaporize us?

TRIP: Oh just shut up T'Pol. The sooner we get this over with, the sooner I can go out to the playground!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCHEESE: Sorry, it's a medical condition.

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "That's no moon."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"So THAT'S what a Star Child looks like.


Hmmmm. Nice ' Home of the Whopper' diapers."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"How is THIS supposed to make the plasma injectors pump more efficiently?!"

TRIP:"Who said anything about the SHIP'S injectors?"

 

[Triskelion]

- were...shhh...losing...shhhh...your...shhhhh...signal....