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Caption Contest 38: split ur genes

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Scott: "To hell with those new fangled High Def cameras. I don't care if they can pick out each and every pore. For the last time, I'm not taking botex injections and that's an end of it!"

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Voice Over: "Lieutenant Malcolm Reed, Security Officier's Journal, December 30th 2156:
At the behest of Starfleet Command, I'm heading up an enquiry into shipboard fraternization after several complaints being received about our Chief Engineer. I am of course, conducting this in the strictest confidence and will not let my long standing friendship with Mister Tucker affect my judgment in this regard."

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Trip: (checking the spinner) "Look! I'm telling you... right hand yellow!"

T'Pol: "I fail to see the point of this game, Mr. Tucker.

Putting males and females together in precarious positions, straddled across a plastic sheet on the floor...

...and what was that about a forfeit? Taking off an item of clothing if an elbow or knee touches the matt?"


Malcolm Reed enters the room, overhears the end of the conversation, before doing a complete U-turn, whistling all the way.
 
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Trip: " Whooaa, the colors!!!, Trippy man"


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T'Pol: "That had better be as low as your hand gets Comander"



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Archer: (smacking his lips) "Nope still tate the shit in my mouth".
 
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TRIP:"Hey...I think I can see my ex-girlfriend's ass from here!!!"


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DANCE PON FARR

Hosted by Lt. Commander Adrian Zmed



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"Fine, Doc...go ahead...but I just don't see what giving me a temporary tattoo with a Hannah Montana candy dispenser is gonna do to save us!!"
 
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Tucker, squeezing: "Honk-honk."



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Archer: "Let me guess: 'this won't hurt a bit.'"
Phlox: "Actually, it will be quite painful."
 
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Tucker is busy climbing. The slightest slip could mean disaster.


All of sudden we hear Patrick Stewart:
"To boldly go where no one has gone before..."


Trip: "Dang. Who the hell can that be?"

♫ Da-da-dee-da-da, da, da, da dee da-da ♫



In space... no one can hear your ringtone.
 
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Trip owed Travis a LOT for making the ship shake and lurch at just the right moment.


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PHLOX:"It's something I found in an old Earth medical database from the late 20th century. Something a man called Sid Vicious SWORE UPON."
 
Cheers, NM. Nobody my age has any business knowing anything about Hogan's Heroes... but I do. Phil Silvers' Bilko too actually. :techman:
 
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Phlox: Do as I say or I'll kill you with this phaser.

Archer: That's not a phaser it's a glue gun.

Phlox: Shit.
 
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Phlox: There you are, Captain. Jesus driving a big rig with a flaming eagle on the side.
Archer: The Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter? Best four bucks I ever spent.


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T'Pol: I don't see how we can perform this maneuver on roller skates.
Tucker: Trust me you'll pick it up real quick with the Brooklyn Bombshells on your caboose, T'Pol.
T'Pol: I've asked you to call me T'Pain!

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T'Pol <on com>: There is a 40% spike in methane in your suit, Commander. Recommend you open a window.
Trip: You're telling me!
 
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