Caption Contest 34: i cant get no hat reception

[Triskelion]

Well prime my injectors and call me Chief, that one had some real jerks - knee jerks, that is! Lots of people deserved a win that time, but then what would the wild targs eat?


And now a PSA....

It's a party and you're invited!

And now:
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First Image:

Reed: "Is this the bright light they kept telling me about in red shirt school?"

Second Image:

Hoshi: "Doctor, for the last time, where is Sluggo?"

Phlox: "Let me tell you about a wonderful place, Hoshi, out past the moons of Antares. It's called Sluggy Heaven, and all good slugs, particularly those swollowed by Pyrithian bats, will go there".

Third Image:

Reed: "Has it come to this? Here I am, last in a long line of honourable servants of His Majesty's Royal Navy, about to die light years away from the nearest ocean. Kiss me Hardy!"

Archer: "Thank God for spacesuits!"

This was a tough one, there were others who could have easily won, had I not been so ruthless!


Congratulations, who is it, let me check now, Rat Boy, Deranged Nasat, and The Laughing Vulcan! It is my pleasure to award these very funny guys! And not just funny looking but ha ha funny too!


Your prizes...


MAKE YOUR OWN SCI FI SERIES with this SKIFFY STARTER KIT!

An air filtration module label!

And a styrofoam moon rock!

Ahem, MOVING ON...


Our next contest: In honor of Michael Jackson we'll slow down the beat and combine sadness with weirdness.

What do you get when you cross a blind albino cybergeek wearing a snow globe with a depressed starship captain?

You get a United plea for better reception!

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I always feel like
somebody's watching me!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

My first time venturing into an ENT caption contest in months, and I pick up a win. I like this forum, it's exciting!

Albino: "I hope I haven't got helmet hair. I hate getting helmet hair."
Rom 1: "In Soviet Romulus, helmet hair gets you."

Archer offscreen: "As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"

Shran: "What are you on about, pinkskin?"

Archer: "Sorry. Couldn't resist."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sad part was that he was blue before they put him into that contraption.

Lorne Green (voice over): "Fleeing the Romulan tyranny, the last battlestar, Kumari, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet called 'Earth.'"

Archer: "Great, more freeloaders."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Gazing dreamily across space, Shran had to admit... As much as he hated Vulcans, their ships always made his antennae stand to attention.

 

[Mistral]

Lorne Green (voice over): "Fleeing the Romulan tyranny, the last battlestar, Kumari, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet called 'Earth.'"

Archer: "Great, more freeloaders."

Damn you! The first thing that came to my mind, too!

 

[SFRabid]

Innocent Anear: "You Romulans sure have sophisticated hair dryers."

Shran thinking: I have a sudden urge to go fishing.

 

[ChristopherPike]

After years of speculation, Top Gear finally reveals The Stig's secret identity...

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Wow, another win! Thanks a lot!

Shran:"But Muuuuuuuuum, I want to go out and play in my ship"
Shran's mother: "I told you dear, when it stops raining"
Shran: "Aw, you're no fun!"

 

[shivkala]

Shran: *sigh* I keep trying to get Archer out of my mind, but everywhere I look, something keeps reminding me of him...

 

[Nerys Myk]

FRANKIE AVALON (singing O.C.): "Beauty School drop out...go back to High School"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHRAN: Move you Vulcan POS! I bet a bundle on this race!!!!!!!

 

[Triskelion]

Aenar: Hmm, brain fryer or one more minute of looking at this awful jacket? It is, quite literally, a no brainer!
Romulan: Meee-ow!

Shran: Sigh. The Vulcans just don't get fanny packs.

 

[Shatmandu]

Shran: "I never noticed before, but all Vulcan ships have bumper stickers that read, 'Gas, Grass, or Ass: Nobody Rides for Free.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

ROMULAN:"See...NOW your antennae are both fluffed and fabulous."

SHRAN:"Dammit.

Talas left our damned blinker on again."

 

[cooleddie74]

AENAR:"Blow dry my ASS...

It burned off my IRISES!!!"

 

[Alyssa]

Romulan: How did you like your virtual movie?

Aenar: They .... raped ...... Indie! You Bast*rds!

Shran: Hey, ya think we're all overcompensating for somethin?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The Romulan Star Empire's first attempt at recreating the fabled Federation supertechnology known as the "sombrero".

Shran: "Hey, pinkskin, isn't it weird that while most ships just look like dicks, yours looks like a tit with dicks hanging off of it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Romulan attempts at the beer can hat failed miserably.

"That reminds me. Talas wants me to buy several cock rings."

 

[cooleddie74]

AENAR:"About damn TIME.

I'm about to piss an off-bluestreak here!!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Gareb: "Ah, welcome to my underground lair, mister Sh'Bond. As you can see, the telepresence doomsday super-fun Andorian devestation device is in my possession. In my underground kingdom, my word is law, and soon all the Alpha Quadrant shall tremble before me. Unless you want to see little Timothy lowered into my tank of Denobulan razorfish, I suggest you drop your weapon and...HOLD MY CROWN OF OPULENT SUPREMENESS STABLE, MINIONS!"

Romulan minion one: "Why did we take this job again?"

Romulan minion two: "*sigh*. He pays well."