"A sun roof on the hull?
NOT when we're passing by a THOUSAND bloody suns!!!"
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"A sun roof on the hull?
NOT when we're passing by a THOUSAND bloody suns!!!"
Trip: (Comm voice) "Come on, Malcolm. You're always the one bangin' on about your families' history in the Royal Navy. We thought you'd appreciate being told to walk the plank."
Reed: (sarcastic) "Ha-ha. Funny."
- Beat -
"So... where's the plank then?"
- Long pause -
"Oh."
I keep telling them in space no one can hear you play accordion.
Hoshi: I forgot which language the safeword was in.
Nope, still pasty. Give the unshielded solar radiation another couple of hours.
Reed: "Has it come to this? Here I am, last in a long line of honourable servants of His Majesty's Royal Navy, about to die light years away from the nearest ocean. Kiss me Hardy!"
Archer: "Thank God for spacesuits!"
"Funny.
I thought Trip was going to put the standup comedy spotlight in the cargo bay."
HOSHI:"That was amazing, Doctor.
I've never felt that kind of pleasure with a man who has a bifurcated face!"
MALCOLM:"Sir...if you want to make love can you at LEAST wait until we are out of the vacuum of bloody SPACE?!"
Archer: Well if you're gonna do it...Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Reed: Do what, sir?
Archer: You know...pee in your suit.
Reed: I don't think so sir.
Archer: @#$%! Now what are you doing?
Reed: Turning off my camera, sir.
Hoshi: You didn't tell me Vulcan neuropressure involved ritual beating with a bag of soap.
Phlox: It doesn't.
Save me from Plomeek week in the mess hall.
Phlox: "Look deep into my eyes, Ensign. Don't look around the eyes. Look into them... and you're under.
When you came in earlier, you absolutely did not see me stark naked except for a strategically placed tribble.
Snaps fingers
...and you're back in the room."
Hoshi: "First of all. Can I just say... Eeuwww! I don't want your hands on my shoulders. I saw where they were earlier.
Second of all. Your hypnotic powers don't seem to affect me. But those two guys over there seem awfully still."
"You're gonna have to stay out here for quite a while Malcolm, while we get the Bridge's air filtration system mended. I've also given Chef express orders never to serve you sprouts again."
A zit so huge...you could feel and pop it through an EV suit.
Love means never having to apologize for the Dirty Sanchez.
"An encore? Of Faith of the Heart?
NOT BLOODY NOW!!!"
MALCOLM:"Sir...please...stop.
Titty Twisters don't work through EV suits. Trust me. Why do you think I failed my zero-G training?"
ARCHER: Yeah....yeah, that's nice.
REED: Captain, I'm pretty sure EVERYBODY in the Mess Hall can see us.
ARCHER: Wouldn't have it any other way.
SATO: Doctor...how long was I out....and what are those two uploading to Facebook?
REED: ...and the best part of joining the Amway Family is...hello? Captain?
ARCHER:"Mention one whisper of this to ANYONE on the ship...you'll be pulling waste recycling duty until you're 60 years old."
MALCOLM:"Understood. Just try not to bruise anything."
PHLOX:"A little Prell with herbal conditioner will take the white trailer trash RIGHT out of you, Ensign...here..."
"Hello?
God?
It's me...Malcolm.
Now would be a good time to kill me with a micrometeoroid."
ARCHER:"HAND IT OVER...NOW!!!
I saw you slip that fat doobie in this pouch..."
Heh-hee, cooleddie. On a similar theme... 
Step forward Malcolm... for I will reveal to you the secret of life, the universe and everything.
Reed prepares to make a move.
Hang on. Are those trainers?
"Er... yes. They came with the suit. They're pretty expensive in bronze."
Sorry. I don't make the rules...
Step forward Malcolm... for I will reveal to you the secret of life, the universe and everything.
Reed prepares to make a move.
Hang on. Are those trainers?
"Er... yes. They came with the suit. They're pretty expensive in bronze."
Sorry. I don't make the rules...
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Malcolm was mere moments from going out on the ship's hull...when suddenly God Himself appeared and told him to put on some decent pants.
ARCHER:"You're as good as toast.
Here. Lemme borrow your iPod. Not like YOU'LL be needing it now."
Alright, we've seen enough.
It was okay when it went by quickly in the episode, but... 
Some freeze frames are better left unseen.
Some freeze frames are better left unseen.- Status
