Caption Contest #259 "Well, Well, What's all this then?"
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Scotty: The hell?
Spock: Portal gun accident.
Scotty: Damn it! When will people learn those things aren't toys?
Spock: "I must say, as hopeless maroonings in desolate landscapes go, this one certainly looks promising!"
Aurelan (channeling Grace Slick): "When the truth is found to be lies..."
Red Dress Diana slowly backed away when she saw she was of no use.
Spock (Thinking): I seem to have my arms in this position a lot.
McCoy: "It's your brother, Jim. And he's dead. On the bright side, though, you were right to take a pass on the mustache."
McCoy: "He dead Jim."
Kirk: "My brother's dead."
Aurelan: "My husband is dead."
Guard Girl: "Where's the food."
Guard Guy: "Something smells good in the kitchen."
Spock: "Sorry, that was me. I had a bowl of Plomeek soup and a six-pack of veggie tacos for dinner last night."
Guard Girl: (Gagging) Jeez... how'd you turn veggies into that?"
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Spock: "I have located the murder weapon, Captain. It was his trombone!"
Kirk: He was bludgeoned to death?"
McCoy: "No, Captain, he was garroted!"
Scotty: "With a trombone?"
Jamal: "Now that I would like to have seen!"
Spock: "I was thinking...motorboat."
Zarabeth: "Motorboat?! But...there are no unfrozen bodies of water around here!"
Spock: "Not the noun. The verb."
Spock: "How many tribbles had to die to make your hat?"
Kirk: "Don't be a wise guy."
Spock: "What are you doing?"
Zarabeth: "I'm posing for the next issue of your favorite magazine, 'Stoned Knaves and Bare Skin'."
Aurelan: "It was horrible, Jim! That thing must have landed on Sam's plate and he thought I had served him a blueberry pancake. He just started pouring syrup on it and it attacked!"
Kirk: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Whenever there is trouble, of any kind, I hop to it!"
In the twenty-third century, the grotto at the Playboy mansion was still a popular destination for shore leave.
Kirk: "Spock, is that an M1 45 caliber Thompson sub-machine gun with a blow-back action, 30 round magazine drum, flip up rear sights, a rate of fire of 700 rounds a minute and capable of cutting a man in half at a range of 200 meters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Spock: "Actually that is my "double barrel shotgun", if you know what I mean."
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Aurelan (crying): "My husband--your brother--is dead."
Kirk: "Well, with some of the things I've seen in the far reaches of space, I've learned to see the silver lining. In fact, did you realize that you and I could have a quickie now and it wouldn't be adultery?"
Kirk: "Spocko, couldn't the Feds have given you a bigger hat? On this planet, they're not gonna buy that mechanical rice-picker shtick."
Sarpeidon's past was a very lonely place. No McDonald's, no ATMs, no FedEx delivery. In fact, the only even somewhat familiar name was Frederick's of Hollywood.