Caption Contest #231: Drinking with the Enemy

[EnsignHarper]

SCOTTY: If you can introduce me the the comely Vulcan lass behind the bar, there's fifty credits in it for you.

K'LAVIN: I think you'll find the young lady is human. Note the eybrows, while arch, lack the dramatic angle of Vulcanoids....

SCOTTY: Another fifty if you kill the know-it-all.

KORAX: I'll do it for free.

The BEST!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Try this, Bele, I hope you relish it as much as I."

Bele: "Let me guess: It's tranya, right, Captain?"

Kirk: "No this is... Half & Half."


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[Rat Boy]

Khan: "The real reason we left? Things weren't the same at the Hall of Justice after Batman and Robin came out of the closet and Aquaman finally admitted that he had a fish fettish."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scott os: "Will someone please take the peanuts away from yon caped laddie, and while yer at it, call me a medic."

 

[Gary7]

Khan: "Captain, I must make an observation. The lax dress code aboard your ship is... rather disturbing."
Captain: "Well, we went through a time warp on our last mission and since then, nothing has ever been the same."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bashir (off screen): Klingons? Where?
Scotty: Klingons? Where?
Korax: You've had enough buddy.

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "How do you take your coffee Commissioner?"
Bele: "Black ... on the right side, cream on the left."
Spock: "Fascinating, didn't see that one coming."

Khan: "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer a larger glass."
Kirk: "Stay thirsty my friend."

Stuntman: "There are no women in this place."
Scotty: "I was noticing that myself."
Chekov: "But Sulu said it was a great "pickup bar."
Klingon: "Hi there sailor, new in town?"

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "Laddie..."

Korax: "WHAT?!?"

Scotty: "You're standing on my genitals...."

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "How do you like your coffee?"

Bele: "Black, like I like my men." pause "That was out loud, wasn't it?"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "In all our travels, I think this is the first time we've encountered two-toned beings such as Lokai and yourself."

Bele: "You think our skin tone is unique? You should see our genitals."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Lurian walks into bar...

Everyone: "Morn!"

Norm: "There's something oddly familiar about all this."

 

[Ziriath]

Khan: "I'm curious, Captain. Why the fancy dress?"

Kirk: "Well, it's not like we get to play host to to Genghis Khan every day."

Spock: "Uh.... Captain..."


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WIN!!
Now I imagined them all dancing and singing Moskau.

 

[Isis]

Scotty (to Klingon): "You have no business using the term 'garbage scow.'"

Chekov: "Meester Scott eez correct. Dat overveight, loveseek dreel thrall vas een a different episode."

 

[Isis]

Khan: "I've been admiring that statue, Captain."

Kirk: "Isn't it amazing what you can pick up on ebay these days?"

 

[KHAAAN]

Kirk: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war...

Khan: Don't look now, but I think that waitress is checking me out.

Scotty: You know what? You know what? You're my bestest mate ever. I love you, I do. I love you. But if you say anything about my missus, I'll knife yer.

Klingon: She's only a starship, you know. She's not a real missus.

Scotty: Outside!

 

[Nerys Myk]

BELE: Whats black and white and red all over?

KIRK: A newspaper...a sunburned penguin...a nun with a rash...

BELE: Me! Who's getting really pissoff that you won't hand over Lokai!!!!!!

SPOCK: I dont get it.

 

[Rat Boy]

I sense a running gag brewing...

Khan: "So, what did I miss while I was in stasis?"

Kirk: "Well, OJ was acquitted."

Khan: *spit take*

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: So how does it feel to have my sloppy seconds?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: So how does it feel to have my sloppy seconds?

Khan: Spock was amazing.

 

[mari]

Khan: What a lovely statue.

Kirk: That's... Ensign Johnson from Security. We're still not sure what happened to him.