Caption Contest 23: something i ate

[Shatmandu]

Phlox: "Oh, I've assisted the Gorn doctor on hundreds of vasectomies."
Reed, nodding toward Alexander: "And him?"
Phlox: "Never seen him before in my life. Shall we begin?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: I bloody hate the National Health Service.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This no-frills insurance policy Admiral Forrest pushed on us is bloody horrible."

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: A Gorn and a Platotian!? Thats a flagrant violation of canon! I wont stand for it!

PHLOX: Thats the least of violations you'll have to worry about and standing will be out of the question.

 

[Starpaul20]

Reed: Seriously, Doc? If you keep hiring new 'assistants', we're gonna run out of room!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Dont mind me lad, I'm just waiting for the nude jumping jacks.

 

[SFRabid]

No matter how much he worked out during the 4 years of Enterprise, Dominic Keating could never land another shirtless scene.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Seriously, Mr. Reed...I need to know if this painkiller causes you to see ANY hallucinations."

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"They look awful."

T'POL:"They feel even worse as a sexual aide...while you are heavily intoxicated.


Do not ask."

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

"Seriously, Mr. Reed...I need to know if this painkiller causes you to see ANY hallucinations."

You got me with this one

 

[Starpaul20]

Reed: Watch where you point that thing, you might tak...
*Lightsaber activates*
Reed: ...somebody's eye out.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHOLX: The next time you want to sneak aboard Shran's ship for a quickie with Lt. Talas, let me know. I can whip up something better than blue paint.

 

[Triskelion]

Temba - his pants open!

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"And the worst part?

This is their children's buffet."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHOLX: We are in agreement. You need to get laid and fast.

 

[Rat Boy]

Reed: "Stop me if you heard this one before. A dwarf, a doctor, a Nazi, and a Gorn rabbi walk into sickbay..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHOLX: Next time listen to Mr Wonka.

Gornstein, Alex. Commence with the de-jucing.

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Perhaps NEXT time you'll refrain from eating anything from their secret candy factory machine, Mr. Reed..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: Sorry about that whole Independence thing not working out.

SCOTTY: Aye, and sorry about the Bay City Rollers.

 

[T'Boggan]

Phlox: "I think he's a Ubangi"
Gorn: "Well, I’ll get a hammer and “ubangi” that right off!"