Caption Contest 23: something i ate

[Starpaul20]

Reed: Doc, do you really trust this guy?
Phlox: That's the fourth time you've asked me.
Reed: You didn't answer the first three times!
Phlox: Trust me, Lieutenant, Al Gorn knows what's he doing.

 

[Shatmandu]

Reed: "The last time you put me under, I found feathers in my underwear afterward."

 

[Rat Boy]

Reed: "But I'm Anglican!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Patience, Mr. Reed. Removing a Gorn fist from one's rectum is not a job that can or should be rushed."

 

[Mistral]

Sato: "Wow! Did you see that?!? The top of his head just came off in my hand! How cool is that?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can we speed this up, Doctor?

If I'm going to black out and wake up drenched in viscous fluids can we do it NOW? I have a lecture on photonic weaponry to teach to the new armory officers tomorrow morning."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'd say this spaghetti's gone bad, Subcommander. The parmesan is moving on its own."

 

[Shatmandu]

Phlox: "Oh, I'm sure my Nude Jumping Jacks requirement will be a part of Starfleet's physical for many years to come. Off you go; do me a hundred."

 

[Alrik]

Reed: "In my opinion we should have never let him on board. He's a back stabber if I've ever met one.......he's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[Alrik]

Phlox: "I've upped the dosage of Testosterone three times already and you still come off acting like a 'nancy boy'. I'm afraid there is nother else I can do."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Ah. I've discovered the problem. Somebody switched out the testosterone for estrogen."

 

[Finn]

Barclay: (off screen) *moaning*

*combadge*

"LaForge to Barclay"

*stammering* "Barclay here"

"Where have you been, Reg? Commander Riker wants us to finish inverting those plasma relays"

*stammering*

"Are you running that Troi goddess holoprogram again?"

"No".

"Are you fooling around with Riker's holoprogram again?"

*stammering*

 

[Triskelion]

Reed: It's...it's laundry day.
Hoshi: Please.
T'Pol: ...Wonder Woman?

Would you like the anesthetic before or after the circumcision?
What?? I came here for a nosebleed.
Oops.

 

[SFRabid]

Reed: "What are you looking at?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's a long story, Hoshi.

My grandparents grew up next to a leaking fusion reactor near Sudbury."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

T'Pol: Yes, Mr. Reed, Hoshi's are real and they are spectacular.

 

[Mistral]

Phlox: "If you'll hang on just a moment longer, Mr. Reed, my assistant is about to apply the anesthetic."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Mister Reed?"

MALCOLM:"Well don't look at ME, Subcommander. I'm not the one who always eats spicy Asian fish dishes before landing party missions."

"Don't mind Nurse Gekkoth, Lieutenant. He's new...and majored in primate and mammal circumcisions on Gorn Prime."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHLOX: I've another patient. My assistants will complete the procedure.

 

[Rat Boy]

Phlox: "Look on the bright side, Mr. Reed. Now you have the perfect ending to your 'Once we got mugged by a crack-addicted dwarf and Gorn' joke."