Caption Contest 23: something i ate

[Triskelion]

And that's another contest and another one to tell the grandkids, folks! Remember, what happens in Mavis, stays in Mavis!

Congratulations to our most ill...ill...illustrious winners Nerys Myk (holy crap again with this guy! He delivers more than Al Gorn! Two wins today, a normal cap and a Photoshop)! Leadhead (coming out swinging again!), Alrik (the pleasure is all ours), Candlelight (the kid's a natural I tell ya!), Bat Roy (this is a secret code to make it look like a new poster and not the extra twisted comic we all know and love), Alyssa (watch out here she comes again folks!), Cooleddie74 (I heard the first 73 were nowhere near as funny as our CE), Mistral (you dirty bird!) and SFRabid (who is spreading his mirthful SFRabies around to everyone)! Nice job gang!

I would go ahead and declare the whole thread winners, except there was one guy who was really rotten. You know who you are. That's right, I'm talking to you, buddy. Where do you come off captioning like that?? Just who do you think you are!
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And now:

First Image:

Trip: "Found ya."
Phlox: "Trip. Malcom. No hide-and-seek in the infirmary."

Second Image:

Mythbusters disproves another one.

T'Pol: "Ensign, while it is true that your 'man boobs' are impressive, they are still no match for these."

"Who is this?"
"I'm Travis"
"Who?"
"I've been on the bridge for ages"
You mean like Chakotay?"
"I HATE YOU ALL"

Third Image:

If we hide in here and they don't find us maybe we wont have to do "These are the Voyages."

Archer: "I think I figured out where Trip drilled the glory hole."

T'Pol: "Where?"

Archer: "BEHIND ME!"

Bakula: Jolene when Rick and Brannon asked you to chew a little more scenery I'm not really sure this is what they meant.

T'POL:"These hatch instructions are confusing, Captain.

Why do we need to....'jiggle the handle from side to side'?"

Jolene wasn't entirely clear which segment of the audience it was s'posed to arouse, but she went ahead and blew the airlock anyway.

Photoshop Award:

TRIP: I don't suppose you noticed where the little fellow scampered off to.

Your Prize:

Fifteen minutes in the closet with Jolene Balock!!!

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and...

Jolene Blalock's dirty laundry!



Each of our captioners will be taking home:

The Deal or No Deal Home Game!
(Howie Mandel Included)




Our next contest is from Sleeping Dogs and shows just three good reasons why you should never leave spacedock without your inoculations!

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Calling Bat Roy on the Big White Phone!

 

[SFRabid]

Malcolm: "You're going to stick that WHERE?"

Hoshi thinking: "He is sitting on my hand."
Malcolm thinking: "She has her hand on my ass."
"T'Pol thinking: "Fascinating."

 

[SFRabid]

Hoshi thinking: "If he tells everyone he did us in decon again I'll make him eat worms."

Hoshi: "We have the worms. Now to find a way to make him eat them."
T'Pol: "I can teleport them directly into his stomach while Mr. Reed sleeps."

Malcolm: "What is the diagnosis doc?"
Phlox: "I'm afraid you have the worst case of worms I have ever encountered."

 

[cooleddie74]

MALCOLM:"Drat.

I was hoping this was going to be a prostate exam."

HOSHI:"Ewwwww.

I thought we all agreed...no more asparagus on Chef's dishes?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"It used to be called 'a Mickey' back on 20th and 21st century Earth, Lieutenant.

I hear they were quite amusing."

 

[John Picard]

Malcolm: "Uhh, Doctor Phlox -- this is the third prostate exam in two weeks. I don't understa-"

Phlox: "Just relax, Lieutenant. I assure you that it's per Starfleet Medical's instructions."

 

[Mistral]

Reed: "Will that fix the problem, Doctor?"

Phlox: "This isn't for you, its for me. I'm not going anywhere near that rash of yours without a hefty dose of antibiotics in my system!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mind you, Lieutenant, this isn't a CURE. Simply a vaccine.

For the record, current medical science on both Earth and Denobula are incapable of curing the Space Herpes."

 

[cooleddie74]

MALCOLM:"Think we'll be safe in here?"

HOSHI:"I sure hope so."

T'POL:"Try not to worry and exaggerate those fears. My scans show the final episode is lethal...but we will be safe as long as we remain in decon for at least 12 hours."

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the win.

T'Pol: "I am sorry Mr. Reed, while yours does appear quite firm, Hoshi still has a much nicer ass."

 

[cooleddie74]

MALCOLM:"Think Phlox forgot about us?"

HOSHI:"He DID mention something about his hibernation cycle coming up sometime this week."

T'POL:"Not possible, Ensign. The Doctor is simply trimming his toenails. And you know how long a process THAT is when he skips a hygiene session."

 

[cooleddie74]

"The hypo is for business, Lieutenant.

The gloves? Pleasure."

 

[Triskelion]

Malcolm: Shrinkage! Shrinkage! There really is such a thing!

T'Pol: I'll give you ten bucks if you eat one.

Back in the old days they used to do this procedure with something called a "cuban".

 

[cooleddie74]

REED:"I'm not saying someone should turn the temperature up in here...but if it gets any chillier, I'll be able to make a glass of freshly-sqeezed grapefruit juice on my nipple."

T'POL:"It's called C'Rap.

Klingons fill a pastry shell with live serpent worms and fermented dairy and then convince their youth that they are a convenient and quick snack idea."

REED:"Can I go now?"

PHLOX:"Not just yet.

I still have to pump you full of date-rape drug."

 

[Alrik]

One of the crew's favorite pass times during Decon was the Perfect Posture Game. Reed lost again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHLOX: This might pinch a bit.

REED: I'm not afraid of a little shot.

PHLOX: It's not a shot

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: You may procede with the sexual intercourse.

 

[Nerys Myk]

dupe

 

[Alrik]

Reed: "You ladies sure are a proud lot."

Hoshi: "Well, you know what they say, if you've got em faunt em."

T'Pol: "Yes, that is an interesting piece. However, if you will look at what I have my light fixed on, I believe you will find the answer to those dreaded lonely nights."

Malcolm: I just need a little pick-me-up, Doctor. Three hours in Decon with BOTH of them...can you imagine?"
Phlox: "Only every waking moment."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: Are you sure this is where you dropped your contact lense?

T'POL: Keep looking Ensign.