Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans

[Kaffe]

NEELIX: You said my food was DEESGAHSTING!
JANEWAY (OS): That's my line!

RED (OS): No, dat iz my line!

 

[Triskelion]

B'Elanna: Is that...a hologram?
Paris: Ask Chakotay. He was the one making out with Talaxian Cher last night.
Kim: Computer, locate Neelix.
Chakotay: Belay that.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: How much whiskey did the Captain drink?

CHAKOTAY: How did she override the safety protocols and get real whiskey?

HARRY: So that's what a woman looks like naked.

 

[LeadHead]

EMH: I suppose that I can no longer be considered a vegetarian.

Paris: Uh-oh. I've dated every woman in this room.

Neelix: "Sauce on the side" huh? How do ya like sauce on the uniform?!

Paris: Are we all weird-ed out by Tuvok singing showtunes on the pool table?

EMH: I'll have to download the 'munchies' dlc now.

 

[cal_nevari]

Here are the new captions for your amusement! Enjoy!!!

"It has no taste, but it sure is tough"

Paris: Watch your hand, Harry.
Kim: That's not my hand, Tom!

Oops. my bad, Lieutenant.

Torres: I don't understand what humans saw in this 'football'. And this 'Arizona Cardinals team we're watching on this historical program - why does this Carson Palmer keep throwing the ball to the opponents defense?"

Chakotay: It is most illogical.

"I wonder if this smells anything like what the Rock was cooking?"

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Hi guys!

I posted the new contest!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=229717