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Old October 31 2013, 03:01 AM   #1
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Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems

Sorry it took me so long to update, I've been so busy! My apologies for the delay.

Here are the winners and the new captions for the next contest!

Note: I know we have been using "Captionated Award" for an additional special caption that is especially funny, but I think it would be nice to broaden it to include maybe 3 extras. I'm gonna work on this for the next contest.

Enjoy~!

Skully wrote: View Post

EMH: Where's Tuvix? And why does this lamb shank taste like hedgehog?
Big Boo wrote: View Post

Kim: Do you want to tell the Captain she forgot her clothes?
Paris: Just let her be Kim.
Starpaul20 wrote: View Post

Paris (thinking): At least I don't have to eat it now.
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post


BERMAN (Off screen): Good news everybody! Next year we're adding a hot female Borg to the cast!
BELTRAN (Thinking): Crap. I'm gonna get fired.
DAWSON (Thinking): Crap. I'm gonna get fired.
MCNEIL (Thinking): Crap. Garrett's gonna get fired.
WANG (Thinking): Crap. If I don't bribe People magazine quick, I'm gonna get fired.
The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post


EMH: "I love the smell of illicitly gained panties in the morning."



LOL this made me spit out my coffee when I first read it.

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EMH: "I wonder if this smells anything like what the Rock was cooking?"
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New captions are up! Have a rollicking good time!
The images are a little bigger this time because I didn't resize them for this one. I am having trouble logging into my hosting site so these are from TrekCore. Enjoy!









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Old October 31 2013, 06:52 AM   #2
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``Captain, is that an ethnic joke you're doing?''


``I-SAID-MY-GENIE-IS-HARD-OF-HEARING!''


``So, long story short, I guess we both picked the wrong week to fall in the French fry grease.''


``… and you'll be whisked away from Los Angeles to the fabulous Delta Quadrant for a seven-year, six-summer-break tour --- part of a fabulous Showcase package that can be yours but only if The Price Is Right!''


``This is why we were supposed to clean out the fridge before leaving the Alpha Quadrant!''
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Old October 31 2013, 07:26 AM   #3
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First in line: "Stop singing and give me my damned smartphone already."


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Old October 31 2013, 01:00 PM   #4
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Thanks for the pick!


Chekote: How you plan on pulling off that BS of finding a way home though Borg space is beyond me.
Janeway: Oh yeah, forgot about them.


Neelix: So you were saying what's the worst that could happen?


Kim: No wonder Picard dislikes you, like you couldn't make some girls for me.
Q: I did make them for you.
Kim: ...sigh...


Doctor: That's not a sporocystian lifeform, it's Neelix's dropping.
Kes: Why is it glowing?
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Old November 1 2013, 04:42 AM   #5
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TFTW Ghost of Tuvix!



Chak: You want a tattoo just like mine? First, fall asleep in a sweat lodge and wake up with a bunch of penises on your forehead.




Neelix: The doctor says my body's rejecting my suit.




Q: When you're omnipotent you can make socks with sandals hip.
Chick: Ok....




EMH: Dammit! No matter what I try I can't reverse engineer Hot Pockets! The ingredients just aren't found in this galaxy.
Kes: I'll inform the captain.
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Old November 1 2013, 05:32 AM   #6
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CHAKOTAY: So...come here often?



DOCTOR: I've programmed a new medical assistant for myself, to help out with the routine medical issues and argue with Lt Paris. I call him, Mini-me.



CHAKOTAY: So that's what happens when you do it with a Bolian.
NEELIX: Yep.



GARRETT WANG: How can the Trekkie girls like you better than me? You were in what, twelve episodes total?
JOHN DE LANCIE: I put effort into my character.
GARRETT WANG: What does that have to do with anything?



KES: You tried to microwave the Caretaker?
DOCTOR: I added cooking subroutines to my program to win an argument with Neelix. They're a work in progress.
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Old November 1 2013, 05:46 AM   #7
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CHAKOTAY: We made it. Earth! It only took a week.

JANEWAY: Crap, can't we go back? I'll need at least seven years to figure out an explanation on how I lost half my crew and replaced them with wanted criminals.



KES: So that's what happens when you put a tribble in the microwave.



Wow, over a century out here. Who would have thunk it would wind up with just the two of us left, Chakotay?

I'm Janeway, you idiot!
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Old November 1 2013, 05:18 PM   #8
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Kes: "Is that Neelix's brain!?!"

Doctor: "Yes. He wasn't using it anyway."
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Old November 1 2013, 08:32 PM   #9
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Janeway: the pressure is too much....i need to squeeze this stress toy
Chakotay: that's not a stress toy



EMH: It's been a long road.....getting from there to here



Chakotay: i can hardly see
Neelix: that's nothing...i'm currently defecating....look, some of it is dripping down my trouser leg



Q: and what would you like for christmas, young lady
Harry: Q, you said i'd be next



EMH: and this is where we keep Chakotay's balls
Kes: my god, that explains it
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Old November 1 2013, 11:26 PM   #10
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Gotta go. I got a date with a black monolith.
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Old November 1 2013, 11:34 PM   #11
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Chakotay: You know when I was blowing things up, I'd use these things called timers. Then we could've used the Array, gotten home and then blown it up.
Janeway: Oh.... oops.



Doctor: Introducing the singing hologram!
Person in Line: Is it fully functional?
Doctor: Programmed in multiple techniques.
Person in Line: I'll take ten!



Beltran: Now they're just screwing with us.
Phillips: Last time I ask for something out of the ordinary.



Kim: Are you trying to make me feel pathetic?
Q: Try? You can't even pick up hologirls that are -programmed- to find you interesting and attractive. You -are- pathetic, no effort required my boy. Now go get me another drink from that bar rodent.


Kes: What is that?
Doctor: Apparently tonight's dinner. The crew threatened to mutiny after the last round of food poisoning unless I certified everything safe to eat... fortunately for this appealing isn't the same as safe.
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Old November 2 2013, 05:07 AM   #12
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EMH: Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Hologram: GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!!!
Fan: These audio books for the hard of hearing are just terrific.
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Old November 2 2013, 11:01 AM   #13
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Chakotay: Say what now?



Oh my god loooook! It's a tiny widdle me! Isn't he just the cuuuutest!



EMH: I told you , Kes, it had to be 2 minutes exactly!
Kes: I didn't think a few seconds would matter!
EMH: It's a microwave meal; what were you expecting?
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Old November 2 2013, 11:33 AM   #14
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"It's the Borg, Captain."

"... Always with the Borg."
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Old November 2 2013, 11:34 AM   #15
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"Hey, babes, is that Harry Kim boring you? Come with me, I'm from another planet."
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