caption anis, mauraders, 7th , communicator

[cooleddie74]

He who tossed it...dealt it.

"Trip, could you please give me a good reason why I'm standing in the engine room at 3 o'clock in the morning...staring at a pot roast slowly rotating in a microwave?"

"PLEASE tell me one of you brought some deodorant."

 

[M'Sharak]

Okay... through the hatchway, down the corridor, carom off two sides of the
transporter chamber, straight through the sweet spot, into Engineering, off
the top of the Warp Five engine, off of T'Pol's forehead... nothin' but net!

Yep, Cap'n -- nothin' but net, mm-hmm... yer ass!

 

[Nerys Myk]

cooleddie74 said:

"Trip, could you please give me a good reason why I'm standing in the engine room at 3 o'clock in the morning...staring at a pot roast slowly rotating in a microwave?"

Trip: It aint a pot roast, but it does begin with the letter "P"

 

[pookha]

since only vanishing point and singularity were shown i will be adding them to this weeks contest and let it run until next week.

 

[cooleddie74]

Nerys Myk said:

cooleddie74 said:

"Trip, could you please give me a good reason why I'm standing in the engine room at 3 o'clock in the morning...staring at a pot roast slowly rotating in a microwave?"

Trip: It aint a pot roast, but it does begin with the letter "P"

ARCHER:"But wha...

No.

NO.

Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!!

I told him not to each that much cheese!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"You mind asking Trip to take off the Michael Jackson sequined glove?

Damn thing's been creeping me out since we left the ship."

 

[M'Sharak]

cooleddie74 said:

Nerys Myk said:

cooleddie74 said:

"Trip, could you please give me a good reason why I'm standing in the engine room at 3 o'clock in the morning...staring at a pot roast slowly rotating in a microwave?"

Trip: It aint a pot roast, but it does begin with the letter "P"

ARCHER:"But wha...

No.

NO.

Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!!

I told him not to each that much cheese!!!"

Travis: What are they talking about? "Chili" doesn't start with "P".

 

[pookha]

grr woof woof grrr.. growl..
translation i will deal with you people later


from singularity and vanishing point..

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,

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

M´Sharak said:

Okay... through the hatchway, down the corridor, carom off two sides of the
transporter chamber, straight through the sweet spot, into Engineering, off
the top of the Warp Five engine, off of T'Pol's forehead... nothin' but net!

Priceless! :thumbsup:

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: Does it really matter how it got stuck?

HOSHI: This doesn't taste like pot roast.

 

[JiNX-01]

Nerys Myk said:

HOSHI: Does it really matter how it got stuck?

HOSHI: This doesn't taste like pot roast.

 

[Alyssa]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionprimevp.jpg[/image]

Hoshi : Oh come on Captain if i can do pull ups with one arm then surely you can!

 

[Alyssa]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionprimesingularity.jpg[/image]

[/QUOTE]

Hoshi : this soup tastes kinda funny
Crewman : That's because it's not soup it's the captains dirty socks!

 

[JiNX-01]

Alyssa said:

Hoshi : Oh come on Captain if i can do pull ups with one arm then surely you can!

Hoshi : this soup tastes kinda funny
Crewman : That's because it's not soup it's the captains dirty socks!

combined and quoted to pull up images.

 

[Alyssa]

Thank you!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Stop lying to the senior officers, sir.

I found where you hide your Risan skin magazines."

"My fingers smell like T'Pol.

What the...?!?!?"

 

[galleywest]

Archer: Is that security camera...showing Hoshi's quarters?

Trip: Yep. 1900 hours: yoga time.

[Both men start at screen intently, slowly tipping heads to side]

Archer: Whoa. How does she--

Trip: Don't know sir, don't know.

We're holding out for a hero!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Watch closely, Captain.

If you notice...on the third clockwise motion, the wash cylinder throws the socks around a little too hard."

"Anyone here ever see that A-TEAM where...

huh?

What? OH.

We're IN an A-TEAM. Gotcha."

 

[NathanielM]

Even in the Twenty-fourth century. White men STILL CAN'T JUMP!

 

[cooleddie74]

"YUCK.

Damn, Malcolm...haven't I been telling you your balls stink??"