Captain's Log, supplemental.....

[Spock's Barber]

Now's your chance to make a Captain's Log entry.

Here's mine....

Captain's Log, Stardate 1224.16. After eating too much synthetic meat loaf that looked like real turkey, I intend to go on a prescribed Starfleet diet because I was chasing Yeoman Rand around my cabin and I couldn't catch her.

 

[Spock's Barber]

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