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Captain Tuvok

I fell asleep after about 2 minutes into episode 4, and have yet to give it another go.

It's midnight here, so it's testing fate to even think about queueing Extant up.
 
On the plus side if you ever have insomnia there's your answer.

It's really not very interesting. You aren't missing anything. The mysterious and powerful japanese man makes me fear this is going to be Surface again, and die in the ass the way that did.
 
I can't take the man seriously.

I keep imagining him spending all of his time on a plane so that he can zoot zoot from one side of the country to the other to film Extant and Helix simultaneously... Which will get worse next year if they're both picked up.
 
I watched one episode of Helix and it was godawful.

Actually Extant was more unique when it was a slow smooth spielberg love affair with A.I. Now it is in danger of tipping into the conspiracy upon conspiracy bullshit, that hell with mirrors Lost fell into. I hate that crap, so lazy.. oh where is this plot going lets add umm... an Agency Of Evil ! Yeah! It can sit right on top of the other three covert groups we added.

I am always scared shows are going to do this.
 
I'm sort of glad I haven't seen television in nearly 10 years if shows are this bad all the time. Some cable or dish guy was by yesterday to see if I wanted service and I said no thanks.
 
He controlled the forcefield around the city, and has access to a transporter that can move people across the galaxy.

If Banjoman wanted to convince some shepherdess the he was god and that she had the chosen on in her belly that he put there with his sporocystian dong, it wouldn't have been a hard sell.

Do you think that Mary was the first woman who God approached?

She was way down on the list.

First any one smart enough to realize that God is a dodgy bastard would have told him to fuck off, because they're obviously doomed players cast in a metaphor to help future generations work out their problems, so fuck that, the future are a bunch of assholes that can fuck themselves, meanwhile all the other husbands figured out that their wives were cheating on them, and bashed their wive's in the head with a rock.

God had to look for idiots that couldn't anticipate how he was plotting their downfall and then curse his sudden but enevitable betrayal before he got his ducks in a row, so basically finding the perfect mark was quite difficult.
 
If Tuvok got a red-shouldered uniform and four pips, no one would have questioned him. Nothing says "temporary captain, don't worry fans this will all be fixed soon" like being captain for weeks (months?) and still wearing your old security uniform.

Was he really wearing a security uniform? I can't remember. Maybe they didn't have time to get the actor fitted for another costume.

Maybe this episode would have been better if Tuvok somehow realized he should go back for Janeway, instead of the crew peer pressuring him into it. Funny that you guys bring up Tuvix because that's another episode which makes this crew seem somewhat like an angry mob.
 
The Captain spent a lot of the episode in that slinky Nightdress of his, since crew kept breaking into his quarters and verbally assaulting him after hours.
 
Sleeping nude, and answering his door nude and dealing with crew issues after hours in his room nude would have answered his Kim problem completely, but unfortunately for Neelix it likely would have created an entirely new Kes problem.
 
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Sleeping nude, an answering his door nude and dealing with crew issues after hours in his room nude would have answered his Kim problem completely, but unfortunately for Neelix it likely would have created an entirely new Kes problem.
I nearly misread that, and was about to say "Mr. Vulcan" would have become Neelix's pet name for a body part.
 
Well since he managed to be in a relationship with Kes for quite some time and have no understanding of her reproductive cycle we can assume that he didn't know what was under her dress and if it turned out to actually be a dick the day she told him she wanted to move the relationship to the next level he would just have to like it. You don't spent all that time courting an alien only to run away when they finally strip down.
 
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