CAPTAIN ROBAU: The Final Verdict on our Badass, Bald Hero?

[cooleddie74]

Well, I'm not facing it.

Robau's death?

He's NOT dead, my dear.

He faked his death so he could go into deep-space hiding and plot his revenge against those who are also bald but serve the cause of evil!

 

[Jeri]

Well, I'm not facing it.

Robau's death?

He's NOT dead, my dear.

He faked his death so he could go into deep-space hiding and plot his revenge against those who are also bald but serve the cause of evil!

I'm heading out to join his defense force momentarily.

 

[cooleddie74]

Well, I'm not facing it.

Robau's death?

He's NOT dead, my dear.

He faked his death so he could go into deep-space hiding and plot his revenge against those who are also bald but serve the cause of evil!

I'm heading out to join his defense force momentarily.

THE FEW.

THE PROUD.

THE BALDRINES.

 

[Jeri]

Is he bald? I just noticed his clingy shirt.

 

[Skywalker]

Robau's death?

He's NOT dead, my dear.

He faked his death so he could go into deep-space hiding and plot his revenge against those who are also bald but serve the cause of evil!

I'm heading out to join his defense force momentarily.

THE FEW.

THE PROUD.

THE BALDRINES.

We live for the Scalp, we die for the Scalp.

 

[EnsignRicky]

In this altered universe, poor Captain Robau fell victim to the classic temporal anomaly known as 'wrong place, wrong time displacement'. In the prime universe, I like to think he stood Godfather to Jim, went on to legendary badassness and along with George, provided the inspiration that drove James Tiberius Kirk to become the man he was; The ultimate badass of his generation.

 

[apenpaap]

With Robau gone before he could reach his full awesomeness in this universe, will Picard and Sisko still imitate Robau and shave their heads?

 

[PKTrekGirl]

I thought he was great. Considering he was out of the movie within minutes of it's start, he was quite memorable.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

With Robau gone before he could reach his full awesomeness in this universe, will Picard and Sisko still imitate Robau and shave their heads?

Erm...wasn't it natural with Picard?

Sisko shaved his head. Picard? Not so much, I don't think.

 

[apenpaap]

With Robau gone before he could reach his full awesomeness in this universe, will Picard and Sisko still imitate Robau and shave their heads?

Erm...wasn't it natural with Picard?

Sisko shaved his head. Picard? Not so much, I don't think.

Perhaps he will wear a wig if he doesn't have Robau as his childhood hero.

 

[Dale]

I don't get the Robau-love. He left his ship, talked a microscopic amount of smack and was promptly gutted. Nothing bad-ass about him.

Now George Kirk was a bad-ass, big damn hero...

Also, I am surprised to find that TITS! is a viable poll option outside TNZ.

 

[Skywalker]

With Robau gone before he could reach his full awesomeness in this universe, will Picard and Sisko still imitate Robau and shave their heads?

Erm...wasn't it natural with Picard?

Sisko shaved his head. Picard? Not so much, I don't think.

Picard willed his hair to stop growing in a meek attempt to imitate Robau.

 

[stonester1]

Red matter? Bottled Robau Jizz.

Bad ASS.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau is a badass. End. Of. Motherfucking line.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm still trying to figure out how to pronounce the dude's name.

 

[ed629]

Robau was so bad ass he would make Khan cry.

 

[cooleddie74]

Red matter? Bottled Robau Jizz.

Bad ASS.

Robau Jizz traveling through a time portal is what seeded primordial Earth, you know. All life on this planet descends from a Robau session with a copy of ORION SLAVE JUGGS.

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm still trying to figure out how to pronounce the dude's name.

TV GUIDE channel's interview with Faran Tahir said his character is pronounced "Row-BAU." But I've also heard "Ro-BAH" and "ROW-BAH."

 

[Ayelbourne]

He looked badass and died a hero. What more can man ask for?

 

[cooleddie74]

^
A TV show about Robau and the Kelvin, dammit!