CAPTAIN ROBAU: The Final Verdict on our Badass, Bald Hero?

[cooleddie74]

So...what did you guys think about his appearance in the film and his fate at the hands of Nero? Did he go down like many if not most of us hoped/wanted him to? Badass, bald and bitchin'? Or did his all-too-brief role in the movie let you down and make you wonder why the BBS Robauverse even exists in the first place?


Remember. Robau is watching you and taking notes. Do not anger The Robau if you know what is good for you.

 

[seigezunt]

Toast.

 

[Cakes488]

He was both bad-ass and bald hero...but they cast him too well -- too well because yeah I really wanted to see more of this guy and that's not possible...

Unless of course they do some sort of time travel....LOL LOL LOL

 

[crohnie]

lol. I thought his brief screentime was cool. and badass. (and bald)

There isn't much explanation as to why Nero would do that. My only guess is because they didn't know how far back in time they traveled. *shrug*

 

[cooleddie74]

Nero was jealous because HIS baldness was nowhere near as badass as Robau's.

 

[Skywalker]

Robau didn't actually die. He's still out there, biding his time. He was abandoned by George Kirk, a man he thought he could trust, and believed dead for twenty-five years. Now he wants revenge--and his target is James T. Kirk.

Coming in 2011...Star Trek: The Wrath of Robau.

 

[Red Ranger]

The only right answer to this poll is: Tits!

 

[Cakes488]

^^^ where the hell is the "penis entry"...LOL LOL that doesn't sound right...one more LOL...

But where is the penis choice??? This board is so male biased!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau didn't actually die. He's still out there, biding his time. He was stranded by George Kirk, a man he thought he could trust, and believed dead for twenty-five years. Now he wants revenge--and his target is James T. Kirk.

Coming in 2011...Star Trek: The Wrath of Robau.

I shall leave you as you left me...stranded on a giant feathered, tentacled Blade Runner ship with a massive can opener in your chest.

Bleeding ALIVE...

Bleeding ALIVE...

Bleeding ALIVE...


JAMES T. KIRK: "ROBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU!!!!!!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

^^^ where the hell is the "penis entry"...LOL LOL that doesn't sound right...one more LOL...

But where is the penis choice??? This board is so male biased!!!!!!!!!!

I think we can all take a break from penis every once in a while.

Well...not a FEW of us apparently.

You know who you are.

 

[Plecostomus]

I guess we'll just have to face it, Robau got PIKE'D.

 

[Jeri]

Cap'n Robau was my Pharoah. He occupied Nero while George got everybody off the ship.

 

[cooleddie74]

I so want a series of Kelvin/Robau/George Kirk books to be written now. Those would rock with the right author(s). Robau must have had at least a few awesome missions during his time in command.

 

[Jeri]

I so want a series of Kelvin/Robau/George Kirk books to be written now. Those would rock with the right author(s). Robau must have had at least a few awesome missions during his time in command.

Ooh, yes. I'm buying.

 

[ITL]

The man faced his doom with strong-jawed baldy-man dignity and gravitas. He did not shriek like a schoolgirl as Nero deaded him with a Big Can Opener.

I salute you, Brave And Noble Slaphead. May your dome-wax never dry out.

We can commemorate him by thinking of all the badass things he did in the past...

Feeding the cat? Badass.
Scratching his nose? Badass.
Eating Lion Burgers and drinking Leopard blood? Badass.
Deciding to repaint the ship Ocean Gray? Badass.
Deciding to repaint the ship Military Gray because it was already Ocean Gray, come to think of it? Badass.

And most important of all....

Bestriding the Federation like a colossus, ready to face danger and peril the like of which has never been seen before?

I think you know the answer.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau did not go down like a punk. He would never have allowed himself to die like a whiny little halfass. His demise is probably spoken of with great reverence in ancient BBS and Trekiverse prophecies and we just haven't recognized it yet!

 

[Skywalker]

I so want a series of Kelvin/Robau/George Kirk books to be written now. Those would rock with the right author(s). Robau must have had at least a few awesome missions during his time in command.

Do want.

 

[cooleddie74]

I so want a series of Kelvin/Robau/George Kirk books to be written now. Those would rock with the right author(s). Robau must have had at least a few awesome missions during his time in command.

Do want.

I get the feeling Robau might have been the Pike or Kirk of the 2220s and early 2230s anyways. THE or at the very least one of the premier starship captains of that generation and I'd love to read tales about what the Kelvin did during its service life.

 

[cooleddie74]

I guess we'll just have to face it, Robau got PIKE'D.

ZING.

(*Sighs*)


Okay. I'll give you that one because I'm in a fairly good mood today.

 

[Jeri]

Well, I'm not facing it.