Cap Con 73: State of Shock

[Nerys Myk]

But first the WINNERS!

I dont think that was...Award

Tucker: "I don't think that was synthohol."
Reed: "Wha...what?"
Tucker: "That stuff they were serving in there. I don't think it was synthohol."
Reed: "You...you're not making any sense! You sound like you're drunk! Hey, you know what? I don't...I don't think that stuff they were serving in there was synthohol!"

Well, not only Award

Ravis: "Wow, you really do have a talented tongue."
Hoshi: "I still can't believe I fell for that line. It sounds like something some drunken hick would say."

Iron Chef Award

Archer (thinking): Okay, I'm pretty sure this is an eye ball of some kind. Now, I just need to figure out if it's supposed to be in the salad...

Road Trip Award

Lieutenant: I'm pleased to say you folks are the first civilians to take the tour of Starfleet's newest flagship. I must ask you to respect that some areas are off-limits to non-military personnel.
Johnny Archer: Don't worry about it, kid.
Trip Tucker: Yeah, it's not like we're going to steal the ship and spend the next four years pretending to be commissioned officers.
Reed and Tucker: (muted snicker)

Your Prize

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this contest's pics

 

[Skywalker]

Thanks for the W!

T'Pol: "I'm having such a hard time adjusting here. Wilson, my only friend, what should I do?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

Archer: "Have another cup, Trip! It's decaffeinated!"
Tucker: "Decaffeinated? You son of a bitch! I'm pulling a double shift tonight! I need my caffeine!"

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Cap'n, please don't make me drink Ploomek Tea again.

Archer: Oh, come on Trip, what's the harm?

Trip: Last time I drank that stuff, I woke up the neck morning with pointed toenails.

T'Pol: It's the good stuff.

T'Pol: I do not understand, you just gave me the ball. Why do you want it back so soon?

Silik: We're going to be replaced by a Xindi plotline!

Future Guy: Now I'm never gonna know if I'm actually Romulan or not.

Archer: Actually, I do think that $1800 a month for this place is massively overpriced.

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Where are we?"
Daniels: "New Jersey."
Archer: "Looks the same as always. What's the big deal?"

 

[Schistocerca]

T'Pol: "Captain please look where you are pouring that beverage. I am wearing a catsuit not a wetsuit!"

 

[Schistocerca]

Daniels: "I am sorry Archer but I just go off the phone with the insurers. They won't pay out for the fire damage caused by Porthos knocking over the lit candle."
Archer: "Why not?"
Daniels: "They say it was an act of dog!"

 

[Finn]

Oh boy...

 

[Mistral]

Daniels: "Ever since malls went out of fashion we've had a tough time renting this place..."

 

[Finn]

Daniels: "Ever since malls went out of fashion we've had a tough time renting this place..."

Al: According to Ziggy, you have 83 percent chance that you need to turn this place into a thriving place of business by end of this month.

Sam: Oh boy

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Daniels: "Day-um! Gesundheit!"

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: It really is a matriarchal society? The women make all the decisions?

T'Pol: Similar to any heterosexual marriage in the 21st century.

Future Guy: I have some new orders for you. Purchase a Super Lotto ticket with the following numbers...

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Future Guy: Time.
Silik: Flies.
Future Guy: Time.
Silik: Bandits.
Future Guy: Time.
Silik: Wounds all heels.
Future Guy: Time.
Silik: Rosemary and...
Future Guy: Time.

 

[Bob Karo]

Thanks for the win!

Future Guy: So they're just dropping our storyline and moving on to something else?

Silik: Yeah, it looks that way.

Future Guy: Damn. The saddest part is even I think that's best for the series.

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win!

Future Guy: So they're just dropping our storyline and moving on to something else?

Silik: Yeah, it looks that way.

Future Guy: Damn. The saddest part is even I think that's best for the series.

Future Guy: "Not that it will do any good in the long run. Personally, I'm testing for Desperate Housewives..."

 

[Velocity]

T'Pol: "I do not understand. The men are always talking about their balls and how great it feels to scratch them....

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

Your mind to my mind....

 

[ChristopherPike]

Voice-over announcer: "Tune in same time next week for another exciting installment of Enterprise."

The full-on 3 and a half minute album version of "Faith of the Heart" begins playing.

Coffee begins overflowing from the sugar bowl.

Jolene remains perfectly frozen, in spite of it all. Even Connor manages it.

Scott soons begins to warm up however.

A wince at first. Scolding hot liquid having now found the edge of the table, and the top of his leg.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Archer: It's a Vulcan beverage, Trip. Spirits. They say it refreshes the parts other bears cannot reach.

T'Pol: No matter how many times I shake this ball, it never responds to my questions.
Archer: That's because it's...not a magic eight-ball, T'pol.

T'Pol: "Monkey in the middle"?
Archer: Yes!
T'Pol: But human beings are not monkeys. They lack tails and pronounced snouts --
Archer: Just try to throw the ball over my head to Hoshi, T'pol.