Cap Con 70: I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up

[Santa Kang]

But first the Winners!

Short on time, Got my Mother and Mother In Law visiting.

So everyone wins this time.... (well maybe not me )

Your prize:

Slimer's Japanese cousin ( ask cooleddie)

 

[Santa Kang]

And now, this contest's pics:

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Pol: "So it is a widely-practiced Earth custom?"
Archer: "Yes."
T'Pol: "And it is appropriate between captain and first officer?"
Archer: "Sure."
T'Pol: "Incidentally, do you know the date of my birth?"
Archer: "Uh...I'd have to look it up. Why?"
T'Pol: "Suffice it to say, it was not yesterday!"

 

[Bob Karo]

Ambassador: My gods! You Earth people certainly do look ridiculous.

 

[Kirby]

Hi, I'm Trip, your loud, wacky neighbor as indicated by my tasteless shirt. Let's head down to the Regal Begal and meet some chicks!

T'Pol: I received a sub-space communication from my grandmother. She is very upset that I stole her couch cover to make my uniform.

T'Pol: Don't stare at the goofy looking aliens. Don't stare. Don't stare...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer: "The fabric of that uniform looks awfully heavy. Aren't you hot in that thing?"
T'Pol: "That certainly seems to be the consensus of most of our male crew members."

Trip: "Let me tell you somethin' about this shirt, Cap'n. It is so eye-catching that you're actually the first person all day to even notice that I'm not wearing pants."

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

T'Pol: No, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Hey, my uniform's in the laundry!

V'Lar: This is quite an interesting beverage. What do humans call it?

T'Pol: Klingon Bloodwine.

Archer: No, I'm not gonna wear a Hawaiian shirt like Trip.

Archer: Welcome aboard Enterprise. You'll notice that there's no security around, but I'm sure that'll never be a problem.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "'Book 'em, Danno'? The hell is that supposed to mean?"

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: I'm hoping if I stand around dressed like this long enough, you'll take us to a nice, Hawaiian Asteroid.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

V'Lar: I do not always partake of alcoholic beverages. But when I do, it would be logical to prefer Dos Equis.

Voiceover: V'Lar...the world's most interesting Vulcan.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Trip P.I.

Coming this fall, to UPN

T'lar: "You simply must try this 'Pabst Blue Ribbon'. It really is quite exsquisite."

T'pol: "Captain, we have an emergency."

Archer: "My water polo game's on. Come back when it's a catastrophe."

T'pol: "Doctor Phlox is wearing my spare catsuit."

T'Pol: "Nice tits, bro."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

T'Pol: "To place pineapple on a pizza is not logical."

Trip: "Will you stop going on about that!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"It's called casual cruisewear.

Stop makin' fun of it. It DOESN'T mean I'm gay."

V'LAR: "Here's to those humanoids who wish us well...

and the rest of the other species can go to HELL."

T'POL: "Seriously, sir.

A little Febreeze wouldn't hurt. Maybe washing your bedsheets every once in a while.

Come on...be reasonable. This place smells like dog ass."

ARCHER: "Neat. A race of white Samurai with smiley faces on their cheeks!

Will this galaxy EVER stop amazing me?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

Trip didn't realize how tacky his Hawaiian shirt was...until Dr. Phlox's blind Pyrithean bat started fleeing from it.

 

[milo bloom]

"Three Buck Chuck at a diplomatic event? Really?"

"You're the only one that doesn't like it, we move a pallet a day of the stuff."




(This is very regional, I'm not sure how many folks are going to get this."

 

[Finngle Bells]

Did anybody tell you about the time Picard decided to use the holodeck to decide whether to go to Risa or not?




P.S. Trip survived.

 

[Bob Karo]

V'Lar: What? This young man was just showing me around your ship. I don't appreciate what you are insinuating.

Ensign: This doesn't tastes like the Vulcan tea I've had in the past...

V'Lar: It's a special blend. Drink up, dear.

T'pol: ...

V'Lar: ...What?!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Tucker: Out of style? Not in this century, Cap'n.
Archer: Trip, those were out of style LAST century.

V'Lar: Overdoing it? I've had but one shot glas- err, goblet! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a beau to catch. *wink* Earth boys are easy.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Tucker, thinking: Yes, you are a fine looking man...
Hoshi: Captain, Trip's posing again...maybe putting a mirror on the bridge wasn't such a good idea.
Archer, OS: Not now, Hoshi, I'm trying to find my Hawaiian shirt.