Can't take it all with you. Or can you?...

[tharpdevenport]

'cause this guy damn near did:

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=78135&catid=2


Requested and granted to be buried in his car, and to top it off -- his guns are being buried with him.


For the hell of it, he should have asked for the kitchen sink too.



Anything you guys want buried with you?

 

[auntiehill]

I suppose most people might be surprised by this story, but as I live in Texas, I am not. Doesn't even raise an eyebrow, sadly.

It really doesn't matter what they bury me with, as I'll be dead and won't know the difference. Maybe they can toss a cell phone in the casket, just in case I'm not really dead and I'll be able to call for help.

Or they can bury me in my wedding dress, so when the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll be able to rise and be the "creepy zombie-bride."

 

[Cakes488]

Burying is a waste of space....even moreso when it's the size of a car. Burn me and sprinkle me around my favorite places.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

They could turn me into kitty litter for all I care. I might as well make myself useful.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I don't think it is all the odd....after all some Vikings got buried with their ship, weapons and treasure.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Only all of you.

 

[jamestyler]

I don't think it is all the odd....after all some Vikings got buried with their ship, weapons and treasure.

I really need to find a map to these sites on eBay.

I don't think I'd be buried with anything. I can't even decide on burial, cremation or eaten by monkeys.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I want to be cremated so no.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I'd rather just stay here with it all.

 

[Shikarnov]

I might take Dark Journey's avatar pic of Lisa Matthews with me...

Assuming in my state of deadness I can sneak it past my wife...

 

[SinglePurpose]

It really doesn't matter what they bury me with, as I'll be dead and won't know the difference. Maybe they can toss a cell phone in the casket, just in case I'm not really dead and I'll be able to call for help.

Good luck getting a signal down there.

As for me I'd much rather have my body donated to science. I won't be using it anymore it seems pointless to let it go to waste.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I don't think I'd be buried with anything. I can't even decide on burial, cremation or eaten by monkeys.

Eaten by vultures as in the Zoroastrian Towers of Silence, or the Tibetan sky burial. Awesome.

 

[Holdfast]

I want a giant mausoleum dedicated to my memory.

Filled with robot cryptstalkers to defend my corpse.

 

[ITL]

I want a giant mausoleum dedicated to my memory.

Filled with robot cryptstalkers to defend my corpse.

This does not surprise me in the least. What sort of robots?

As for me? Pickled. I want to be pickled. Like an onion.

 

[Holdfast]

I want a giant mausoleum dedicated to my memory.

Filled with robot cryptstalkers to defend my corpse.

This does not surprise me in the least. What sort of robots?

Sexy robots to snuggle up to my coffin during their downtime. Should create a nice tableau.

As for me? Pickled. I want to be pickled. Like an onion.

Onion? No. What about pickled in rum, like Nelson? That would be good.

 

[ITL]

Sexy robots to snuggle up to my coffin during their downtime. Should create a nice tableau.

Fembots! Nice.

Onion? No. What about pickled in rum, like Nelson? That would be good.

Yes! Then, "Tapping the northerner" could become an expression of drunkl.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

I'd like to be buried with some ninjas. So, no matter where I wind up I'll be ready to take over.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I want a giant mausoleum dedicated to my memory.

Filled with robot cryptstalkers to defend my corpse.

Ah, so you want our standard Victor Von Doom package?