"Excerpt from what?" would be the obvious question here.
Alan Dean Foster's novelization, according to a buddy of mine who's read it. Yeah.
And therefore non-canon.
"Excerpt from what?" would be the obvious question here.
Alan Dean Foster's novelization, according to a buddy of mine who's read it. Yeah.
And therefore non-canon.
And therefore non-canon.
Yes. Also, fanwanky.
Yeah, adopting a nameless character who dies onscreen and giving her a name, a history and making her crucial to the Trek universe is massive fanwank isn't it?![]()
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Unfortunately, Alan Dean Foster's novelization came out of Alan Dean Foster's ass, just like the "canon" in Alan Dean Foster's novelization. If it ain't onscreen, it might as well come from Kirk/Spock gay slash fiction for all it's worth.
Remember when we thought that COUNTDOWN was similarly canon, and then Orci up and said, uh, no, it's all fanwank and everyone wasted their time buying it...
A fanboy and his money are soon parted....
I like it!
Official Canon(tm) or not - it's a very creative - and plausible - explanation for the changes!![]()
Except it doesn't explain why the Kelvin looks different from TOS designs.
Mel Brooks beat you to it by about 22 years. Ever heard of Spaceballs?This is getting ridiculous. I'm waiting for the Wayams brother spoof Canon:The movie.
You mean Canon Movie?
Don't give them any ideas, please.
I'm being dead serious. They'd make that movie, and it'd be another waste of time and money.
Last year I proposed an idea I call 'Scifi Movie' to some people in the industry I know, basically a spoof film of various scifi franchises, many were surprised it had not been done yet by someone. Heck you can also add spoofs other things like the scifi channel changing ts name to syfy and other funny aspects of fandom as well.
Other than a head-turning transporter, there wasn't much Trek into that. It's a Star Wars spoof. And we had lots of additions to the available material in the last 22 years. I'm telling you. Canon:The movie is in the works!Mel Brooks beat you to it by about 22 years. Ever heard of Spaceballs?You mean Canon Movie?
Don't give them any ideas, please.
I'm being dead serious. They'd make that movie, and it'd be another waste of time and money.
Last year I proposed an idea I call 'Scifi Movie' to some people in the industry I know, basically a spoof film of various scifi franchises, many were surprised it had not been done yet by someone. Heck you can also add spoofs other things like the scifi channel changing ts name to syfy and other funny aspects of fandom as well.
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