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[Jayson]

I've been pretty horny the last few days. I mean i'm always horny but sometimes I go into ubber-horniness. Whenever I go into ubber-horniness I tend to start emailing alot of girls out I see on e Collarme website or myspace or plentyoffish but nonecontacted me back, except the dominatrix type but i'm tired of jumping through hoops. She wants my pics, and my myspace page link wasn't enough. Then she wants to see the sex toys I want her to use on me, but I don't have any. I just asumed she would have a whip or lease or something around her house we could use. You would think that fact that I am willing to let her dress me up as a girl and become a sex slave would be enough but nope!


Thing is I just mentioned a few hours ago in another thread that no guy or girl has every really looked at me in a sexy way or noticed me. When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me." This is basically the first time I have ever been asked out by a girl. It's always been me who does the asking. The girl was also good looking. I told her my name and we will proably hook up and go walking sometime now.

It's just kind of wierd how a girl asked me out, when I was just kind of depressed that I haven't been able to get any girl intrested in me lately.

Jason

 

[TheBrew]

Yay?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I've been pretty horny the last few days.

This isn't gonna end well ...



Um, overall ... good for you?

 

[Alpha_Geek]

*cough*ProDomme*cough*

 

[sidious618]

I'm glad to hear it, Jayson. Congrats.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Sounds awesome. Remember to not come on too strong, just go walking with her for now, flirt a little but don't be creepy. Good luck!

 

[Squiggy]

Whew. It's been about 30 minutes since the last Jayson "I'm horny and there's this girl and I think SHE might be the one!" thread.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It was shaping up to be a boring Saturday there for a few minutes. I can stop panicking.

 

[Squiggy]

There there Shameless. There there.

 

[nevermore]

She pulled over in a car and said she wants to go walking with you? You're gonna wake up in a motel bathtub missing a kidney.

 

[sidious618]

She pulled over in a car and said she wants to go walking with you? You're gonna wake up in a motel bathtub missing a kidney.

That happened to me. Well, the person pulling over, not the kidney part. The person was really irritating however and I talked my way out of it.

 

[wamdue]

Sounds awesome. Remember to not come on too strong, just go walking with her for now, flirt a little but don't be creepy. Good luck!

and best not to mention the dominatrix.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Sounds awesome. Remember to not come on too strong, just go walking with her for now, flirt a little but don't be creepy. Good luck!

and best not to mention the dominatrix.

Or the cheerleader. Or...hell. Just don't talk.

 

[Jono]

That's pretty kinky if she wants to lease her house to you...

Maybe I'm cynical but "I admire what you're doing, with walking" sounds kind of patronising rather then, "I want to have your babies."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That's pretty kinky if she wants to lease her house to you...

 

[Jayson]

Whew. It's been about 30 minutes since the last Jayson "I'm horny and there's this girl and I think SHE might be the one!" thread.

I never thought the Dominatrix was the one. I just figured she would tie me up and make me wear a dress and make me beg or something, while I pleasure her. This new girl is different from all the other girls/trannies in that she aproached me, first. That has never happened to me in my life.

Since all my "realtions" with girls, usually end with me wondering why she won't respond to my emails or me getting bored I am cynical about this working out, but I have hope. The fact that she is really sexy, and not just I am desperate and horny sexy also makes me nervous, because I would wonder why any sexy girl would be intrested in me. As usuall I am now worried that she might think I am gay or retarded and is just being nice. Maybe if I walked cooler I wouldn't be so nervous but I usually read a "Star trek " book while I read or take my mini-dvd and watch movies. When the girl pulled over I didn't help my kewl factor by having "Stargate :Atlantis" on and not just that but I was listening to a audio comentary.

Jason

 

[wamdue]

Whew. It's been about 30 minutes since the last Jayson "I'm horny and there's this girl and I think SHE might be the one!" thread.

I never thought the Dominatrix was the one. I just figured she would tie me up and make me wear a dress and make me beg or something, while I pleasure her. This new girl is different from all the other girls/trannies in that she aproached me, first. That has never happened to me in my life.

Since all my "realtions" with girls, usually end with me wondering why she won't respond to my emails or me getting bored I am cynical about this working out, but I have hope. The fact that she is really sexy, and not just I am desperate and horny sexy also makes me nervous, because I would wonder why any sexy girl would be intrested in me. As usuall I am now worried that she might think I am gay or retarded and is just being nice. Maybe if I walked cooler I wouldn't be so nervous but I usually read a "Star trek " book while I read or take my mini-dvd and watch movies. When the girl pulled over I didn't help my kewl factor by having "Stargate :Atlantis" on and not just that but I was listening to a audio comentary.

Jason

im not sure which of your problems to discuss first.

 

[Holdfast]

When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me."

You do realise she's probably planning on kidnapping you, gutting you like a fish and eating the remains with a fine garlic butter sauce, don't you?

 

[TheGodBen]

While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me." This is basically the first time I have ever been asked out by a girl.

Sounds more like as if she thinks you're a prostitute. But look on the bright side, not only might you get some sex but you'll receive payment too!

 

[wamdue]

When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me."

You do realise she's probably planning on kidnapping you, gutting you like a fish and eating the remains with a fine garlic butter sauce, don't you?

whats worrying is he might find at least some of that a turn on