Breaking News: Karma reads Trekbbs. Helps Jayson impress girl!

[Holdfast]

When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me."

You do realise she's probably planning on kidnapping you, gutting you like a fish and eating the remains with a fine garlic butter sauce, don't you?

whats worrying is he might find at least some of that a turn on

Everyone loves garlic.

 

[Jayson]

When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me."

You do realise she's probably planning on kidnapping you, gutting you like a fish and eating the remains with a fine garlic butter sauce, don't you?

whats worrying is he might find at least some of that a turn on

Well I don't like the part of being gutted and eaten but the kidnapping thing, sounds kind of hot! MAybe she plans to make me her sex slave. Since she can tell i'm a nerd,so she asumes I won't put up much of a fight. It's also possible that I will be the butt of a pratical joke! She invites me over to have sex, and when I go into the other room to put on my french maid outfit and come out a bunch of sexy lesbians laugh at me for being fooled! They then rub it in more, by making out with each other and when I try to leave they tie me to a chair, and force me to watch!

Jason

 

[Jayson]

While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me." This is basically the first time I have ever been asked out by a girl.

Sounds more like as if she thinks you're a prostitute. But look on the bright side, not only might you get some sex but you'll receive payment too!

I'm not sexy enough to be a prostitute. We have standards here in Oklahoma. We aren't like those bumpkins up in Texas!

Jason

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

Since all my "realtions" with girls, usually end with me wondering why she won't respond to my emails or me getting bored I am cynical about this working out, but I have hope. The fact that she is really sexy, and not just I am desperate and horny sexy also makes me nervous, because I would wonder why any sexy girl would be intrested in me. As usuall I am now worried that she might think I am gay or retarded and is just being nice. Maybe if I walked cooler I wouldn't be so nervous but I usually read a "Star trek " book while I read or take my mini-dvd and watch movies. When the girl pulled over I didn't help my kewl factor by having "Stargate :Atlantis" on and not just that but I was listening to a audio comentary.

Jason

Jayson, Be Cool! Women smell desperation like they can smell a shoe sale. Don't act desperate. Act like your the coolest fucker on the planet. Act like you own the world, but the trick is to also act like you not some arrogant ass. Other than that, be yourself. I know that sounds like it could be a contradiction, but it doesn't have to be. Just be confident and things will work out for you. If you act desperate and horny, that will just drive her away.

As for the Star Trek and Stargate reading or watching while walking, that's your call. I'm not sure I would do something like that. While I'm not ashamed in the slightest of my nerdiness, I've always eased girls into it before letting them just how geeky I am. By that time, I have them in my web.

When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me."

You do realise she's probably planning on kidnapping you, gutting you like a fish and eating the remains with a fine garlic butter sauce, don't you?

Yeah, but doesn't that sound like one of his threads anyways. Either way it's a win!

 

[Squiggy]

Also required knowledge to be a Prostitute: Sex

 

[sidious618]

Also required knowledge to be a Prostitute: Sex

Not necessarily!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Hmm, the Sorority Initiation Rituals have started early this year. I usually go walking in the Fall.

 

[TheGodBen]

Also required knowledge to be a Prostitute: Sex

It's not like as if the girl is going to ask a male prostitute to submit a resume of prior experience and interview him beforehand. That's called dating, not prostitution.

 

[JRS]

This is getting serious...we need to get Jayson a woman, quickly

 

[wamdue]

This is getting serious...we need to get Jayson a woman, quickly

to be frank im starting to think that Jayson is pulling out leg, and he might not be telling the complete truth.

that or he is playing a character

 

[john titor]

Since all my "realtions" with girls, usually end with me wondering why she won't respond to my emails or me getting bored I am cynical about this working out, but I have hope. The fact that she is really sexy, and not just I am desperate and horny sexy also makes me nervous, because I would wonder why any sexy girl would be intrested in me. As usuall I am now worried that she might think I am gay or retarded and is just being nice. Maybe if I walked cooler I wouldn't be so nervous but I usually read a "Star trek " book while I read or take my mini-dvd and watch movies. When the girl pulled over I didn't help my kewl factor by having "Stargate :Atlantis" on and not just that but I was listening to a audio comentary.

Jason

Jayson, Be Cool! Women smell desperation like they can smell a shoe sale. Don't act desperate. Act like your the coolest fucker on the planet. Act like you own the world, but the trick is to also act like you not some arrogant ass. Other than that, be yourself. I know that sounds like it could be a contradiction, but it doesn't have to be. Just be confident and things will work out for you. If you act desperate and horny, that will just drive her away.

As for the Star Trek and Stargate reading or watching while walking, that's your call. I'm not sure I would do something like that. While I'm not ashamed in the slightest of my nerdiness, I've always eased girls into it before letting them just how geeky I am. By that time, I have them in my web.

When I got done typing this I logged off and went walking. While walking a girl stopped by in her car and said "I admire what your doing, with walking." "She then said she wanted to go walking with me,and I think she might of thought I was good looking with the way she was looking at me."

You do realise she's probably planning on kidnapping you, gutting you like a fish and eating the remains with a fine garlic butter sauce, don't you?

Yeah, but doesn't that sound like one of his threads anyways. Either way it's a win!

QFT. Chicks dig confidence. Confidence=believing in yourself.

 

[Jayson]

This is getting serious...we need to get Jayson a woman, quickly

to be frank im starting to think that Jayson is pulling out leg, and he might not be telling the complete truth.

that or he is playing a character

I am telling the truth. When the day happens and I have sex I am going to gladly report it. Hell I am going to celebrate it! Not just celebrate it, but make it a week long celebration. Everyday for a week will be me finding new threads to make that circle back and honor and celebrate that great achievement! Every forum will be impacted by me getting laid because I will use my new perspective to create a topic that is relevant to that forum but also connected to me getting laid!

Jason

 

[Squiggy]

 

[RJDiogenes]

QFT. Chicks dig confidence. Confidence=believing in yourself.

This is why I wear my "Cogito Ergo Sum" tee shirt whenever I want some action.

 

[Jayson]

There has been a development! I think I know were her house is so instead of waiting for to randomly see me walking I am going to knock on her door tommorow and she if she wants to walk with me. That of course is dependent on me not being zonked out on pain medicine. I had a wisdom tooth removed today, so I got some medicine that helps with the pain, but it makes you drowsey.

There is that, plus I meet another girl on collarme. This girl is more into being submissive, which is kind of different since I am the one who prefers to be submissive but I think I could swing the otherway and be her master or whatnot. She isn't as sexy as the one girl who stopped and talked to me but she is into kinky stuff which is a plus, so i'm not sure how any of this will workout in the end.

Jason

 

[SalvorHardin]

There has been a development! I think I know were her house is so instead of waiting for to randomly see me walking I am going to knock on her door tommorow and she if she wants to walk with me.

Jason

I don't think this is such a good idea. Looks like stalking.

Maybe do something that is stalking too but won't look so much like it.
For example, hide behind any trees or bushes close to the house and wait for her to come out.
Then start walking and pretend that you just happened to be passing by.

"What a coincidence !! Must be fate !!"

WIN

 

[Jayson]

There has been a development! I think I know were her house is so instead of waiting for to randomly see me walking I am going to knock on her door tommorow and she if she wants to walk with me.

Jason

I don't think this is such a good idea. Looks like stalking.

Maybe do something that is stalking too but won't look so much like it.
For example, hide behind any trees or bushes close to the house and wait for her to come out.
Then start walking and pretend that you just happened to be passing by.

"What a coincidence !! Must be fate !!"

WIN

But if she has noticed me walking then it means she might be looking out her windows and then she would see me hide behind bushes. Meanwhile she's inside hysterical that some crazy man is hiding, almost as if he plans to sneak up and attack her, when she goes out. So there I would be thinking how clever I am , until the cops show up and haul me away.

The good thing, in this situation is that she noticed me first. She also told me she lived on this road I walk on. I was simply going to tell the truth and that is, "I saw your car and it looked familiar from the other night. Would you like to go walking someone?" That or maybe I could see if she wants to go with me to explore the abanonded meat packing plant!

I should also note a third development has happened. I girl I sent a message to from the plentyoffish.com website, wrote back so now there is a third girl I am intrested in. This just happened a few minutes ago. Don't know much about her, but who knows. If I talk to enough girls, one of them might hook up with me and better yet, maybe one of them might even be "the one" I fall in love with.

Jason

 

[SalvorHardin]

There has been a development! I think I know were her house is so instead of waiting for to randomly see me walking I am going to knock on her door tommorow and she if she wants to walk with me.

Jason

I don't think this is such a good idea. Looks like stalking.

Maybe do something that is stalking too but won't look so much like it.
For example, hide behind any trees or bushes close to the house and wait for her to come out.
Then start walking and pretend that you just happened to be passing by.

"What a coincidence !! Must be fate !!"

WIN

But if she has noticed me walking then it means she might be looking out her windows and then she would see me hide behind bushes. Meanwhile she's inside hysterical that some crazy man is hiding, almost as if he plans to sneak up and attack her, when she goes out. So there I would be thinking how clever I am , until the cops show up and haul me away.

Jason

That's why you have to be careful. After all, love requires risk and sacrifice.

Use some camouflage. Wear green clothes, put some leafs and branches on your hair or hat.
Watch some Predator or Rambo movies to get some ideas.

 

[Jayson]

I don't think this is such a good idea. Looks like stalking.

Maybe do something that is stalking too but won't look so much like it.
For example, hide behind any trees or bushes close to the house and wait for her to come out.
Then start walking and pretend that you just happened to be passing by.

"What a coincidence !! Must be fate !!"

WIN

But if she has noticed me walking then it means she might be looking out her windows and then she would see me hide behind bushes. Meanwhile she's inside hysterical that some crazy man is hiding, almost as if he plans to sneak up and attack her, when she goes out. So there I would be thinking how clever I am , until the cops show up and haul me away.

Jason

That's why you have to be careful. After all, love requires risk and sacrifice.

Use some camouflage. Wear green clothes, put some leafs and branches on your hair or hat.
Watch some Predator or Rambo movies to get some ideas.

I could even be watching them while hiding from her, since I usually walk with my portable dvd player! I was thinking of taking something a little more kewl. I was planning to walk and read the "Captain's Log" book by MArk Altman!

Jason

 

[Holdfast]

When the day happens and I have sex I am going to gladly report it. Hell I am going to celebrate it! Not just celebrate it, but make it a week long celebration. Everyday for a week will be me finding new threads to make that circle back and honor and celebrate that great achievement! Every forum will be impacted by me getting laid because I will use my new perspective to create a topic that is relevant to that forum but also connected to me getting laid!

You know what? I believe you.