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Boring

So in TMP, we get the "real" version of events. Unfortunately, procedural, mundane, and routine are not words one wants to associate with an adventure movie. We want the cowboy. We want to see him fighting the lion and facing the electric penguin even if he really didn't.

"When the legend becomes the truth, print the legend."

(My favorite line from possibly my favorite western.)
 
Why is Star Trek: The Motion Picture so boring?

Who says it's boring? To echo what some others have said, one person's trash is another person's treasure. TMP was never meant to be an action-packed film. It's certainly heavy on the special effects, but it's of a totally different scope than TWOK, TSFS or TUC.

--Sran
 
Why is Star Trek: The Motion Picture so boring?

Who says it's boring? To echo what some others have said, one person's trash is another person's treasure. TMP was never meant to be an action-packed film. It's certainly heavy on the special effects, but it's of a totally different scope than TWOK, TSFS or TUC.

--Sran

I say it's boring. Of course that's just, like, my opinion, man. I don't think it's trash (I'd give it somewhere between 6 and 7 stars out of 10) but I do think they (especially Roddenberry) were trying for a grandiloquent statement aimed mostly at the diehards who had kept ST alive on reruns for 10 years. Pomp and circumstance in place of storytelling.
 
I say it's boring. Of course that's just, like, my opinion, man. I don't think it's trash (I'd give it somewhere between 6 and 7 stars out of 10) but I do think they (especially Roddenberry) were trying for a grandiloquent statement aimed mostly at the diehards who had kept ST alive on reruns for 10 years. Pomp and circumstance in place of storytelling.

Why is it that no one seems to know when I'm asking a rhetorical question?

--Sran
 
Maybe you should ask a specific question, like what makes the film boring or why it ended up being (to many) boring?

Okay, no one answered my query for clarification so I'll address both angles I mentions.

What makes the film boring to some people?
Frankly, the overlong visual effects sequences stop the movie cold in several places. Yes, some fans drool over seeing the Enterprise in drydock for several minutes straight, but most viewers are there for the story, not starship porn. The wormhole sequence isn't exciting; it's visually cool but there's no real tension, and the slow motion sucks the energy out of the scene. The film gets back on the right track from then til the ship is fired upon, and has a nice deliberate pace, then it slams into low gear again with not one lengthy VFX sequence, but TWO, back to back (the cloud and the Vger flyover), amounting to about 9 minutes of screen time where very little happens except flying along into mystery. These sequences all negate any forward momentum the film's managed to build up. That's a primary reason it's "boring" to a lot of people.

Why did it end up being boring to a lot of people?
Largely it's the fault of the VFX disaster and the production team's inadequate response to it. When the shit hit the fan and they realized they'd miss their contracted release date if something desperate wasn't done, they should have looked much longer and harder at these extensive VFX sequences and pruned them way the hell back so they could be finished faster. They should have have animatics done and cut them in so they could figure out the tempo. All of this would have made it possible to get a complete cut together sooner and then they could have previewed it and seen where the film had problems and made appropriate edits.
 
It didn't help that when it originally played in the theater where I first saw it (5 times), they dimmed the lights for "Ilia's Theme" before there's anything on screen. So you sat in the dark for 2 minutes with nothing happening.
 
Why is Star Trek: The Motion Picture so boring?

It's not. But I had the advantage of have only seen about half of TAS in b/w and about five episodes of TOS before reading the novelization of TMP in a weekend, then racing off to see the movie in beautiful art deco-style cinema, in December 1979 (by myself, 'cos no one else wanted to go).

Hung on every word.

Still my favourite Trek movie (and of all time). Now tied with JJ's 2009 movie.
 
I'm one of these guys that LOVE this movie, but at the same time understand WHY it is criticized.

For me, it's the middle part of the film when Kirk says, "Steady as she goes" and we have to go through that long odyssey inside V'Ger. That's when it becomes a challenging view. Nothing really happens there, and it has nothing to do with the absence of phasers and photo torpedoes. Even on an intellectual level, nothing is happening to engage me. Let's call it what it is: characters staring at nonsensical images. It would be one thing if those images meant something, but they don't.

IMO, the film's beginning through the wormhole scene and ending, probably starting with Spock's spacewalk, are EXCELLENT. Everything in between is inconsistent.
 
There were several lengthy sequences where you could go to the restroom, stop at the concession stand, get back to your seat, and not miss anything important.
 
In the theater in December 1979, it seemed really long, but not boring.

There hadn't been any live action Trek in 10 years, so it was an event. Sure, some of it was over extended. But hey, people my age weren't saturated with tv and movie Trek like today's fans are.

The Director's Edition seems to move a little faster.

But I tend to put movies on one of my devices while I work, so I'm not trying to stay glued to the screen for the duration.
 
I was 28 when it came out, and a little disappointed with it. But I still saw it 5 times, as I had done with Superman, because I wanted it to make money.
 
It also fits with Kirk's preface to Roddenberry's novelization, where Roddenberry writes as Kirk that many of the tales of what went on during the famous five year mission were exaggerated in popular culture. Kirk lets us know he really isn't quite the cowboy (or even hero) he's painted to be. His adventures were largely far more mundane and routine.

So in TMP, we get the "real" version of events. Unfortunately, procedural, mundane, and routine are not words one wants to associate with an adventure movie. We want the cowboy. We want to see him fighting the lion and facing the electric penguin even if he really didn't.

Giving credence to the novelization requires one to understand that if the story had been inherently involving, Roddenberry wouldn't have felt the need to use all those damn italics - more than I've seen in any other work of fiction, by several orders of magnitude - in an attempt to suggest awesomeness at every turn.
 
^Roddenberry wasn't a novelist and wrote that book without really knowing what he was doing. His use of italics was the result of his being more familiar with screenplay writing than with traditional prose.

--Sran
 
I'm a film score junkie so I cannot find this movie boring. But not everyone is a score nut and I totally understand why they would find it boring. I think there are a lot more problems to this film than it's pacing, but I'm also thankful that the pacing issue was never really seen again.
 
Also, except for Shatner, none of the "classic" cast seem sold on what's going on. The next three ST movies seem much more like team efforts where Nimoy, Kelly, Nicholls, etc. seem to be actively participating.
 
Nimoy's sold. He's just playing a Spock who's retreated into himself. Bones is Bones, but, according to De in Return to Tomorrow they had him loop some of his lines to make McCoy less angry/passionate, which was arguably a mistake.
 
Wrath of Khan seems so much more alive and invigorated and I think that has to do with the classic cast being more invested.
 
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