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Books that will never be written by the DS9 crew & others

How to Deal with Problems without Alcohol by Legate Damar

Actually...at the end of his life, he would have been the PERFECT author for that book. Sometimes a recovering addict is the best help of all. :)

Agreed, and I think the epilogue on how to deal with your addictions though healthy rebellion will prove to be very effective.:lol:

Damar's autobiography: There's only one Damar. How I came from nothing to be something.


Gul Rusot: I guess I touched a nerve!

And finally Enbrain Tain with
I'm Cardassia and so can you!
 
^Honestly? I think Colbert and Garak would get along quite well, with their mutual skills at their faux-jobs.
 
The Art of Philanthropy, Quark

Crossdressing for Klingons, Worf

EZ Meals in your Replicator!, Sisko
 
A Brief History of Non-Linear Time by The Prophets

Changing a Lightbulb... My Way by Vic Fontaine

I Visited Roswell NM and All I Got Was a Lousy Shuttle by Quark

The Art of Storytelling by Miles O'Brien

The Only Good Solid... by Laas

Nice Guys Finish Last by Vedek Bariel Antos

Quiet Leadership: From Resistance Cell to First Minister by Shakaar Edon

Singing in the Rain: Profitting in the New Feringinar by Grand Nagus Rom

Liquidation for Fun and Profit by Brunt, FCA

Blind Ambition by Kai Winn Adami

It's All in the Wrist: A Guide to Darts by Julian Bashir and Miles O'Brien

From the Alamo to the Battle of Britain: Great Holosuite Programs by Julian Bashir and Miles O'Brien
 
Ok so the first one isn't DS9, it's the first idea that popped into my head:

Piloting for Dummies - Deanna Troi
How to Keep a Cool Head in Tough Times - Benjamin Sisko
Brokeback Wormhole - Jadzia Dax and Lenara Kahn
 
It's Not About Me by Gul Dukat

(The actual book by that title is by Max Lucado. ;) )


The Grey Mile by Aamin Marritza

(The actual book--The Green Mile--was SO sad, and really left you with the same feeling as this episode. :wah: )
 
How about:

How to Have Sex Without Injuring Yourselves by Worf and Jadzia

alternative title:

The Joys of Gentle Lovemaking by Worf and Jadzia
 
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