I was considering not even reporting the story back here, but I figured my disaster of a story was far better than letting you guys think I never even tried. Besides, it's fun to laugh at somebody when they fuck up. So enjoy it!![]()

If you hadn't reported, it we would have been on to you. So good call.
And good job on the attempt anyway. If you hadn't been sick, you could have riped the microphone off it's stand, rushed onto the stage and yelled "Don't you know who I am? I'm Samuel T. Cogley, bitch!" That would have showed her.




