Can't believe we've made it this far without someone else posting this idea:
A bunch of us mail $1.
Maybe we could get 200 of us, but even if only 50 folks send $1 that makes the purchase much more affordable.
And while they are a bit racy, those look totally safe-for-work, so one might wear them to a con or something. Not just for the bedroom.
And one might post pics taken of one's self wearing it to a con. Perhaps hugging some lucky cast member/con speaker.