Best one liners.

[ItsGreen]

an oldie but a goodie and repeated in several different Star Trek series/movies/parodies
"You're out of your Vulcan mind!"

 

[SpocksTricorder]

"Alright Spocko, cover him."

 

[johnnybear]

"It's like nothing we've dealt with before!" Placing this episode anywhere less than the fourth or fifth episode is courting big trouble!
JB

 

[Qonundrum]

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!" (Go look that up in your Funk and Wagnall too! )

 

[scotpens]

"You know what Joe's mistake was? He wasn't born an Irishman."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Sir, There is a multilegged creature crawling on your shoulder."

 

[Okmyx]

Take d'Artagnan here to sick bay!

 

[Okmyx]

(Bones, talking to himself)

"What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? If I jumped every time a light came on around here, I'd end up talking to myself"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I would advise youse to keep dialin', Okmyx.