Best one liners.

I'm a newbie here, but old Trek lover. Let's kick it off!
"Laddie, don't ya think ya should, rephrase that?"

 

"Computed and recorded, DEAR."

 

Just making sure I even exist here. Kirk out.

 

Kirk to McCoy who is swooning over Nancy to the detriment of doing his job in Kirk's opinion: Stop thinking with your glands.

 

This place is my man cave.

 

Spock: "Thank you, Captain McCoy."

 

I was of course looking for new comers. " He's dead Jim." But old timers too. "Alright Spocko, cover him".

 

"Doctor Korby...was never here."

 

He heard you. He simply could not believe his ears.

 

"Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge."

 

Let’s get the hell out of here.

 

The end of Friday's child when Spock learns that the child was named Leonard James Aka-Arr:

Spock: "I believe you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month...Sir!"

 

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

 

Only a fool fights in a burning house!

 

"Have no fear, O'Reilly's here, and one Irishman is worth ten thousand of you--"

That part always cracks me up.

 

"I don't think I like that, I don't think I ever did and now I'm sure!!!"
JB

 

"I'm not sure they're sure!"
JB

 

In watching TOS S3 Elaan Of Troyius tonight, I heard one that I've always enjoyed but I forgot about:

Kirk: "Mr Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in this Galaxy that can make that claim."

 

"Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you!"

 

"Shut up. Shh. Shh! Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word."